Funny one liners by guests

[wol4eva]

So I was trawling the web for funny things from the mouths of guests - one liners, conversations, comments - I was just wondering what are the most funniest things you have heard while you were in the Disney parks.

Other than 'what time is the 3 o clock parade?' please...

[bodhran105]

While pointing at Cinderella Castle while in the Magic Kingdom:
"This is Sleeping Beauty Castle, the one in the Magic Kingdom is bigger."

I'm sorry, repeat that?! My gosh, some guests are just.....

Also, while exiting Space Mtn:
"That's the fastest roller coaster in Disney World!"

Ha! Ha! Sometimes you just want to.....

[DCA Fan]

While on the canoes, we paddled up right behind Mark Twain and someone in the canoe yelled, "Paddle guys! If we catch up we can hold on and let them drag us the rest of the way!"

[crystaltink]

While on the canoes, we paddled up right behind Mark Twain and someone in the canoe yelled, "Paddle guys! If we catch up we can hold on and let them drag us the rest of the way!"

That's the best one I've heard yet!

[disneylover]

While on the canoes, we paddled up right behind Mark Twain and someone in the canoe yelled, "Paddle guys! If we catch up we can hold on and let them drag us the rest of the way!"

LOL

[A PIRATES LIFE]

While on the canoes, we paddled up right behind Mark Twain and someone in the canoe yelled, "Paddle guys! If we catch up we can hold on and let them drag us the rest of the way!"

LOL. I think I would have dropped my paddle from laughing if i would have heard that one.

[adrianne]

Picture the scene: Dad is pushing stroller, which holds Little One, maybe 3 or 4 years old, who is having a meltdown as only a 3 or 4 year old can...

Dad: "Stop crying!!! We're in the Happiest Place On Earth, for crying out loud!!!"

[alyx92]

In front of the Epcot 'Leave a Legacy' marble slabs: "Oh look, its a memorial to all of the people who've died in Epcot"

[wol4eva]

In front of the Epcot 'Leave a Legacy' marble slabs: "Oh look, its a memorial to all of the people who've died in Epcot"

XD Just add flowers and wreaths and you get the true legacy memorial . X3

[Ezra]

Overhead this week at Disneyland: "Let's go to Pirates of the Arabian"

[gurugriff100]

Ha! These are great!

[Bloomin Cockroachers]

While pointing to The Matterhorn "Let's go ride Everest! Did you know that that one is 1/4 the size of the real one?" Sometimes you just have to laugh.

[Wedbliss]

Husband and wife talking in the Magic Kingdom:

W: There's Space Mountain.

H: Is that Epcot?

Ok, that's two lines. The stories of guests confusing attraction names are endless.




I have posted this elsewhere, but my all time favorite one liner was spoken by a young boy, about 7, to his mother in the Magic Kingdom:

"Mommy, why does this place have to look like it's real?"

Mommy had no answer.

[GoofyFlamingo]

I heard guests think that Tomorrowland was Fantasyland in Disneyland, then another family corrected them and said it was Future World.

Same day I heard a kid say that the "ride on that track" [Peoplemover track] must be broken because he saw it go by earlier but it hadn't gone by in awhile. I'm still wondering what he saw.

[Disneylander007]

Back when I was little, my mom and my uncle were sitting on a park bench in Fantasyland near Alice and they heard the conversation of a couple that walked by them:
Husband: (as he points toward Mad Tea Party) Let's go on the spoons!!!!
Wife: .....You mean the teacups?
Husband: Yeah! That!
Not really a one liner but now my family and I call Mad Tea Party the Spoons!