Reply With QuoteIf you are a fan of college basketball, you might appreciate this. (Maybe not applicable to Jayhawks fans.)
*does the Doctor Evil pose* MwahahahahahahaOriginally Posted by bodhran105
EDIT: Got a good one.
"My mom had quadruplets recently."
"What did she name them?"
"Eenie, Meeny, Miney, and Biff."
"What happened to Moe?"
"We don't have any Moe!"
Last edited by evawms123; 03-21-2011 at 02:23 PM.
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my motto
So Hakuna Matata, maybe?
If you are a fan of college basketball, you might appreciate this. (Maybe not applicable to Jayhawks fans.)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I never told anyone, but...I've always thought they were lighthouses.
Billions of lighthouses...stuck at the far end of the sky.
They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me."
One thing I enjoy doing (As creepy as this sounds) is reading the epitaphs of gravestones. Yup. It's a creepy interest but I enjoy it. I really like it when the epitaphs are funny. So to give us a little bit of dark humor, here are a few humorous gravestone epitaphs that aren't from any of the Haunted Mansion's graveyards.
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
ED IS DEAD
DEARLY DEPARTED COUSIN JACK
TOOK A WALK ON A RAILROAD TRACK
MAYNARD SMITH - UNITED STATES NAVY
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
/\ That one belongs to my great grandpa. Everytime we'd have a family reunion or some kind of gathering for a holiday or whatnot, he'd come in the room and shout "WHAT'S GOING ON?" This is the same grandpa who sat in the car on Easter listening to the news on the radio. He forgot to put on the parking break so the car rolled backwards out of the driveway and into the driveway across the street. About thirty minutes later the neighbors called saying that one of our relatives was sitting in their driveway.
ANNA WALLACE
THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL WANTED BREAD
AND THE LORD SENT THEM MANNA,
OLD CLERK WALLACE WANTED A WIFE,
AND THE DEVIL SENT HIM ANNA.
SIR JOHN STRANGE
HERE LIES AN HONEST LAWYER,
AND THAT IS STRANGE
HERE LIES AN ATHEIST
ALL DRESSED UP
AND NO PLACE TO GO.
HERE LIES MY WIFE:
HERE LET HER LIE!
NOW SHE'S AT REST
AND SO AM I.
HERE LIES MARY SMITH
SILENT AT LAST.
COUNT DRACULA
1236
1458
1527
1703
1823
1995
FANGS FOR THE MEMORIES
That last epitaph is just from a Halloween prop. The rest of them are real. So real in fact that my dad and I made a graveyard for our front yard a few years ago. We used "I Told You I Was Sick," "Ed is Dead," and "Dearly Departed Cousin Jack." We came up with some of our own as well:
IN MEMORY OF UNCLE LEE
WHO WAS BLOWN UP BY TNT
I.S. CREAM
ETHAN'S STONE'S BEEN EATEN!
/\ A massive bite mark appeared in the side of this gravestone.
The other two graves were a small one simply reading "R.I.P." and the other was just a large cross.
Pls.
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I never told anyone, but...I've always thought they were lighthouses.
Billions of lighthouses...stuck at the far end of the sky.
They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me."
I've lost my mind. Isn't that great?
If anyone likes Portal and/or is looking forward to Portal 2, you might like these. If I had to rate these videos anything, I suppose the same rating as the game: good for anyone 10 and up for minor violence and language.
Last edited by Striker81; 04-16-2011 at 10:43 AM.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I never told anyone, but...I've always thought they were lighthouses.
Billions of lighthouses...stuck at the far end of the sky.
They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me."
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