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    The title says it all. Post any jokes, funny pictures, or funny videos as you wish:

    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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    Romeo sneaks onto the Capulet residence to see Juliet.

    Juliet, who is up on her balcony, looks down, sees Romeo, and calls: "Romeo! What are you doing here?"

    Romeo responds:
    Juliet, when I met you tonight
    It was love at first sight
    And when you left after minutes ten
    I knew I had to see you again
    And now that I'm face-to-face with your beauty
    Will you be my bride-to-be?


    And the whole time, Juliet has her hand to her ear and is saying: "What?"
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    Hey I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
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    Good grief haha!

    Moments ago, my cell phone was sitting next to my mouse. They are about the same size and shape, and after moving my "mouse" around for awhile and getting frustrated that it wasn't doing anything, I looked down and realized that it was my phone! On top of that, I actually felt irritated that my phone wasn't just smart enough to be the mouse! ShrunkenNed said "I guess it isn't a smart phone". Yes, it's cheesy, but it sure made me laugh! :)

    Love this thread!
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    What does an Agnostic and dyslexic insomniac always do?

    He stays up all night wondering if there's a dog out there.

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    Here's an oldie, but a goodie, and it fits right now.

    During a recent Arizona Cardinals practice, offensive players and coaches were dumbfounded, and a little fearful, of a strange, white-powder substance found on the field. No one with the team could determine what it was, so they called for the Phoenix Police Department's bioterrorism unit. After careful investigation, it was determined to be the goal line. An investigator said he understood the confusion, since it had been so long the Cardinals offense had seen one.
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    Billions of lighthouses...stuck at the far end of the sky.
    They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me."

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    I have a joke for you guys.
    But cover your ears, because it's pretty bad.

    I just had to make one up, because I am bad at jokes.
    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But here's my motto
    So Hakuna Matata, maybe?

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    Anyone hear about the cross breed between some guy from Neverland and a monkey? The result was a Peter Panzee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Striker81 View Post
    During a recent Arizona Cardinals practice, offensive players and coaches were dumbfounded, and a little fearful, of a strange, white-powder substance found on the field. No one with the team could determine what it was, so they called for the Phoenix Police Department's bioterrorism unit. After careful investigation, it was determined to be the goal line. An investigator said he understood the confusion, since it had been so long the Cardinals offense had seen one.
    Ooooh, ouch.

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    Here's a pretty funny Pokemon comic:



    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "I never told anyone, but...I've always thought they were lighthouses.
    Billions of lighthouses...stuck at the far end of the sky.
    They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me."

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    Knock knock
    -Who's there?
    2, 4, 6, 8
    -2, 4, 6, 8 who?
    Do we appreciate? GO TEAM!!!
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    YouTube - madrazototote

    guy dancing i personally dont like his moves
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    How many Disney purists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to screw in the light bulb, one to have an optimistic look on the light bulb that will replace the old light bulb, and one to sit around and complain about how much they miss the old one.
    Pls.

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    Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?

    To get an iPatch.

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