What Disney characters will never say

[Big Disney Fan]

DOPEY: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

^ DOC: That's a right triangle, you idiot!

DOC: What's two plus two?
DOPEY: Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
DOC: No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.
DOPEY: Oh, right, sorry. Two plus two? That's easy, twenty-two.

[Big Disney Fan]

I just found that at a website called "Disney Lies". I merely copied it onto the site because I thought it was appropriate.

I found another version of "Yo Ho" from the same site, one that is supposedly more "politically correct":

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We smell, we stink, we all need a bath,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
But say that we're smelly and you'll feel our wrath,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We're sexist, we're racist, we lack in tact,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We tried holding jobs but were instantly sacked,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We cheat on our taxes, stay up all night,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Too dumb to debate, we'd rather just fight,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We smoke, we spit, we drink to excess,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
The first guys with earrings, what's next, a dress?
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We started out good, but ended up bad,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
A big disappointment to Mommy and Dad,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.