Your random thought

[Major Disney Freak]

How is it that I felt fine this morning and now I feel suckish?

[chelsealela]

I want to throw something against the wall. It has to be breakable!
ughhh!

[Ninja]

why was today hot? o_O

[Executioner]

^ I am glad it was hot. After this Winter people call a Summer here, I am happy to finally get some sort of hot weather. LOL

[Wisher]

And oh, that blowfish blow!

[Wedbliss]

You want thingamabobs? I got twenty.

[Wisher]

^ But who cares? No big deal. I want moooooore!

[monkey4057]

Oh we're tough and able
Quite indifatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable

[gurugriff100]

Very Tired

[Striker81]

Well, it's past five o'clock here. And yet, I'm still working. Joy...

[Executioner]

Originally Posted by monkey4057

Oh we're tough and able
Quite indifatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable

We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam alot

[Wedbliss]

On second thought, let's not go to Camalot. It is a silly place.

[monkey4057]

"NI!"
"(Ni! Ni! Ni!)"
"Who are you?"
"We are the Knights Who Say...NI!"
"No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!
"The same!"
"Who are thee?"
"We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-wom!"
"(Neee-wom!)"
"Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!"
"The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice."
"Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the Enchanter who lives beyond these woods-"
"NI! NI! NI!"
"[painful moaning]"
"NI! NI!"
"We shall say NI again to you if you do not appease us."
"Well what is it you want?"
"We want...a shrubbery!"
[dramatic music]
"A what?"
"NI! NI! NI!"
"Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery."
"You must return here with the shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood...alive."
"O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with the shrubbery."
"One that looks nice."
"Of course."
"And not too expensive."
"Yes."
"Nooooow...go!"
[Arthur and Bedevere "ride" into a small town where they find and old crone beating a cat against a wall]
"Old crone!"
[The old crone leaves the cat and comes to Arthur and Bedevere]
"Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?"
[dramatic music]
"Who sent you?"
"The Knights Who Say Ni."
[Old Crone grunts in pain]
"No! Never! We've no shrubberies here!"
"If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say...we will say...Ni!"
[Old crone grunts in pain]
"Do your worst!"
"Very Well. If you will not tell us voluntarily...........NI!"
"No! Never! No shrub!"
"NI!"
"Nu!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not that, it's Ni."
"Nu!"
"No, no. Ni. You're not doing it properly."
"Nuh!"
"Ni!"
"Ni!"
"That's it! That's it! You've got it!"
[Arthur and Bedevere say "NI!" to the old crone, who collapses moaning in pain]
"Are you saying Ni to that old woman?"
"Uuuummm...yes."
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies? There is a pestilence upon this land; nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress of this period in history."
"Did you say 'shrubberies'?"
"Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a Shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
"NI!"
"No! No, no, no! No!"
[transition to the woods]
"O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?"
"It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem."
"What is that?"
"We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni."
"('Ni!' 'Shh!')"
"We are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Phatang ZOOM Boing zowwum..."
"(Ni!)"
"Therefore we must give you a test."
"What is this test O Knights of...Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni?"
"Firstly, you must find...another shrubbery!"
[dramatic music]
"Not another shrubbery!"
"Then...when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery only slightly higher so you get the two levels to have a little path running down the middle."
"(A path! A path!)"
"Then...when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...wiiiiiiiiiith...a herring!"
[dramatic music]
"We shall do no such thing!"
"Oh, please?"
"Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!"
[Knights cover their ears and holler in pain]
"Don't say that word!"
"What word?"
"I cannot tell! Suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!"
"How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?"
[Knights cover their ears and holler in pain]
"He did it again!"
"What? 'Is'?"
"No, not is; wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'!"
"My liege, it's Sir Robin!"
[Robin and his singing minstrels appear]
"[singing]...packing it in and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off and chickening out [sorry, don't know the rest]..."
"Sir Robin!"
"My liege, it's good to see you!"
[Knights cover their ears and holler in pain]
"Now he said the word!"
"Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail?"
"[singing] He is sneaking away and buggering off-"
"Shut up! No, no, no, far from it."
"He said the word again!"
"I was looking for it."
[Knights cover their ears and holler in pain]
"Uh, here...here in this forest."
"No, it is far from this hallow."
[Knights cover their ears and holler in pain]
"Stop saying the word!"
"Oh, stop it!"
"You said it again!"
"Patsy!"
[Arthur, Robin, Bedevere, and minstrels "ride" off]
"Wait I said it! I said it! I did it again! I did it again! That's three its!"

[Striker81]

^ So how many times have you seen Monty Python? 1,000, give or take a couple hundred?

[alyx92]

ni!!!