The Thread Of Totally Random Skits (A Play)

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Okay Everyone This Thread Supplies A Play. The Only Problem Is, That We Haven't Made It Yet. So I Need Your Help Making This Play. I'll Make Up Our Characters.


These Are The Characters:


Albert
Griff
Tim
Ben



( If I Add New Characters, I Will Notify, Now Lets Make This Play )


I'll Start!


( Please Read The Last Ten Parts Before You Make A New Part )


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[Narrator]: Summer, 2007, Disneyland Resort. Anahiem, CA.

Here, Our Friends Griff, Tim, Albert, And Ben Are Visiting The Happiest Place On Earth.

[Griff]: Lets Go To The Jungle Cruise.

[Ben]: Okay, Since We Haven't Ridden It Yet.

[Tim]: What Is Jungle Cruise Like, Griff?

[Griff]: It's Like A Safari Thru The Amazon, Congo, And Nile Rivers.

By The Way, Where's Albert?


[Tim]: He Went To The Bathroom. He Said He Would Meet Us Here

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[narrator]:The boys wandered off in the direction of the predetermined ride, while unbeknownst to them, a man in a red bonnet was slowly extracting himself from the trashcan he had been hiding in.

[Red Bonnet man]: "The bathroom huh? mwahahaha"

[narrator]:Meanwhile, Albert was just finishing up washing his hands and getting ready to skip off to meet his friends at the Jungle Cruise.

[Albert]: "one last check on my hair in the mirror ought to do it.... there!"

(stage/ action note) While exiting the bathroom, Albert sees a glint of red fly past accompanied by some muttering;

[red bonnet man]:"Why are there so many bathrooms in this place?!".

[Albert]: " ah the happiest place on Earth...even magical for the crazies...."

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[Griff] Man, Albert Is Taking Forever! Let's Go With Out Him.

[Narrator] Our Friends Board The Boat While Albert Buys A Dole Whip.

[Albert] (With His Mouth Full) Oh. I Forgot, I Got To Meet Tim, Griff, And Ben At The Jungle Cruise.

[Ben] Someone's Calling Me. (He Picks Up His Cell Phone) Hello?



[Albert] Ben, Why Did You Guys Leave Me? What Happened To Waiting For Me At The Entrance?

[Ben] You Took Forever Dude. What Happened?

[Albert] This Weird Guy Was In The Bathroom And Was Talking To Me.


[Ben] Meet Us At The Exit Okay.


[Albert] Okay. See Ya. (Albert Hangs Up His Phone)


[Narrator] The Three Boys Just Passed Schwietzer Falls And On To The African Veldt.


[Tim] What Is That Man Doing On That Giraffe.


[Red Bonnet Man] Hello Everybody, Im Woody, Run Like The Wind Bullseye.



[Skip] (Loud Speaker) Sir, Can You Please Get Off That Giraffe.


(The Boat Goes On.)


[Griff] That's Weird.

[Wisher]

Red Bonnet Man *peers down the river, and sings*: I look once more, just around the river bend! Beyond the shore, somewhere past the sea!

Skip *sings*: Don't know what for! La la la la la, just around the river bend, for meeeeee! Coming for me!

Griff: Oh, no, I hate musicals! I didn't know this was a musical!

Ben: Surprise!

[ The boat makes its way down the river while all the Jungle Animals join in]

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[Albert] Man, How Long Is This Going To Take?

[Narrator] As The Three Pass Trader Sam, Albert Is Waiting At The Exit Finishing His Dole Whip.


[Albert] Man, You Guys Took Forever!


[Tim] I Know. We Were Stuck On The Jungle Cruise Because The Skip Was Trying To Get Some Guy With A Red Bonnet Wouldn't Get Off The Giraffe.


[Albert] You Saw Him Too? That Was The Dude In The Bathroom. How About We Get On The Train. Adventureland Is Getting Strange.


[Narrator] Our Friends Go To The New Orleans Train Station And Get On The E.P Ripley Train.


[Griff] What Are We Going To Do? The Fireworks Don't Start Til' Like 9 So We Got Time.


[Ben] Let's Go To Space Mountain After A Round Trip of The Railroad.


[Griff] To Tomorrowland We Go

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[Narrator] As Our Buddies Get Off In Tomorrowland. Little Do They Know, The Red Bonnet Man Followed Them There.


[Red Bonnet Man] (On A Submarine, Singing) Somewhere, Beyond The Sea. Somewhere Waiting For Me...........



[Griff] Man, I Hate Musicals.

[Ben] Well, A Lot Of People Do.


[Albert] Why Doesn't Anybody Add To This Play Script?

[Tim] I Don't Know. I'm Hungry Man! Lets Go To Get A Pretzel.

[Albert] After Autopia. My Buddy, Marty, Is Going To Let Us Race.


[Griff] Marty Who?


[Albert] Sklar.

[Griff] Oh My Lord. You Know Marty Sklar??!!??!!


[Ben & Tim] Why Is Griff Freaking Out?




[Griff] Mr. Sklar Is A Famous Imagineer!



[Ben] Oh Gosh, There He Goes On Imagineering.



[Narrator] The Gang Goes To Autopia To Meet Marty At The Loading.

[BCC]

[BCC] How many here?

[Griff] Four to see Marty Sklar.

[BCC] *blank stare* I'm sorry what?

[Albert] We're here to see Marty Sklar...

[BCC] Oh...well, the Marty Sklar attraction is on Main Street.

[Griff] *blank look* Yea ok...

[BCC] You still want to go on?

[Albert] Sure...

[Narrator] After they drive in Autopia, they go to Main Street to see Marty Sklar.

[CostaFreak]

[Narrarator] Elsewhere, CostaFreak walks toward the Hub to meet up with everyone else, but has a strange encounter.

[Some Random Happy Dude] "Hey friend...I like you."

[CostaFreak] "Umm...okay..."

[Happy Dude] "Do you like to sneak into Cast Member's houses and whip them while their asleep?"

[CostaFreak] "OH MY GOD!"

[Happy Dude] "It's fun! It's like seeing the happy, smiling faces of kittens while they are being tortured with a blow torch."

[Costafreak] "You need help, now!"

[Happy Dude] "Let me touch your face."

[CostaFreak] "No."

[Happy Dude] "I love you."

[Narrarator] Costa runs away towards Main Street fearing for his life until he bumps into somebody near the Emporium...who ends up being none other than Marty Sklar.

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[Narrator] Meanwhile, The Crew Just Got Out Of The New Marty Sklar Show.

[Griff] That Was A Boring Show. I Thought We We're Actually Going To Meet Mr. Sklar.

[Ben] Albert, We Thought You Knew Him?

[Albert] I Do. He's Calling Me. Hold On.



(Albert Steps Aside On The Phone To Marty)

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[Narrator] The Boys Traveled To The Autopia. Griff Is Very Excited To Meet His Idol.



[Marty Sklar] Albert! How's Your Dad?



[Albert] My Dad's Doing Good, Marty. These Are My Friends Griff, Tim, And Ben.


[Marty] Nice To Meet You Guys.



[Griff] You're Marty Sklar. OMG. Nice To Meet You Mr. Sklar. Im A Huge Fan Of You And Tony Baxter.


[Marty] He's Here. I Don't Know Where Though.


[Griff] Really?


[Marty] (Laughs) Oh Yes. Griff. So, Are You Guys Ready To Race

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[Albert, Griff, Ben, And Tim] Of Course!



[Marty] Okay, Then. Let's Get This Race Started.



[Narrator] When The Approach The Track, Marty Presses A Button That Adds 8 More Lanes To The Track And Makes The Rails Disappear With New Fast Cars.

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[Marty] Get In Your Cars Everyone.


[Red Bonnet Man And Happy Dude] Not With Out Us! We'll Be Racing Too!


[BCC] Count Me In Too.


[Marty] Okay Then.


[CostaFreak] And Me. I'll Be Participating.


[Marty] Okay. We'll Have A Good Race. Today's Race Will Be Hosted By My Fellow Imagineers Tony Baxter And Tom Fitzgerald.


[Griff] Oh My Gosh, 2 Great Imagineers There.


[Marty] Okay Racers Get In Your Cars.

(Everybody Gets To Their Cars And Get Ready)


[Bill Rogers] Ladies And Gentleman, Boys And Girls. In Just Five Minutes, An Awesome Race Will Occur At Autopia. Stop By.



[Narrator] In Just One Minute Thousands Of People Surrounded The Track.


[Bill] The Practice Run Will Start Now. The Real Race Will Start In 2 Hours.

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[Ben] (hoping into a blue car) Hey, shouldn't we have helmets?

[Griff] this is Disneyland! Nothing is going to happen!!

[Ben] you're right, we'll be find

[Marty] come on girlies, last one to the finish line has to massage all the cast member's feet mwahahaha!

[narrator] a jungle cruise gun pops off and the race begins. All through the course they race through hairpin turns! Griff leads the pack, then Ben, the Marty, then Griff picks it up again. The pack rounds the last corner when all of the sudden...

[Griff] AAGGHH!!!! What is that on the road!!!

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[Narrator] A Man In A Green Bonnet Is Walking Across The Track.


[Red Bonnet Man] What Is My Brother Doing Here.



[Narrator] Green Bonnet Man Starts Flying And Goes Home.


[Tony Baxter] It Seems That There Was A Strange Encounter On The Track.


[Tom Fitzgererald] Yea. Tony. It Seems That A Man With A Green Bonnet Walked Across The Track.

[Tony] Well Anyways The Racers Approach There 27th Lap Out Of 100.

Here Are The Positions Everybody! :

1st: Griff
2nd: Red Bonnet Man
3rd: Tim
4th BCC
5th: Albert
6th: CostaFreak
7th: Ben
8th: Happy Dude

[Griff] (In His Mind) After This Race, Im Going To Enjoy A Piece Of Pizza.


[Narrator] All Of A Sudden, Albert's Car Starts To Spin Out And Hits Ben's Car. They Spin Out Into The Pit Stop.


[Tony] Uh Oh! Albert And Ben's Cars Need Repairs.


[Narrator] 40 Minutes Later, They Get To Their 99th Lap.


[Tom] Tony, I Hear The Final Lap Is Challenging.


[Narrator] As They Are Driving By The Sub Lagoon, A Giant Sea Serpant Pops Out And Grabs Ben And Happy Dude.

[Tom] Aw! Thats Gotta Hurt!


[Tony] Don't Worry Folks, The People Who Are Taken Warp To The Winner's Circle.

[Narrator] As They Turn Onto A Straight Away, They See A New Part Of The Track Being Formed. They Turn And The Track Leads Thru The Matterhorn.


[Marty] It Looks Like They Are Approaching A Path Leading To The Matterhorn.

[Tom] Marty, When Did You Get Here?

[Marty] Just Now.

[Narrator] The Boys Enter A Dark Cave. Little Did They Know. A Snow Monster Was In The Path. The Monster Grabs CostaFreak's Car And Throws It Down The Track.


[Tony] It Seems That Everybody Got Out Okay Except CostaFreak.


[Tom] Everyone's Out But Look.

(A Huge Boulder Drops And Rolls Fastly Behind The Racers)



[Crowd] UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


[Griff] (Looks Behind) Look! Boulders.


[Narrator] As They Roll Down, Red Bonnet Man And Tim Are Rolled On.

[Marty, Tom, Tony, And The Crowd] Ah! Thats Gotta Hurt!


[Narrator] The Three Remaining Turn Into A Thick Cement Wall When All Of A Sudden, A Huge Wave, Races To Eliminate A Racer. The Water Is Getting Closer. Luckily The Turn Comes And The Three Get Out Safely.


[Tony] They Are Straight Away From The Finish And Are Neck And Neck.



[Narrator] All Of A Sudden, The The Ground Is Breaking.


[Marty] It's Albert, It's Griff. It's BCC. No. It's Albert!


Albert Is Our Winner!!!!!!!!


[Narrator] The 8 Go To The Winners Circle And Stand On The Boxes In Order From 8th To 1st.

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[Bill Rogers] Ladies And Gentleman, Boys And Girls. The Winner Of The Race Is Griff!

(The Crowd Roars For Griff)


[Griff] (Microphone) Thank You Folks. I'm Glad To Be Here.



[Narrator] Disneyland Resort Throws A Huge Party For Tim, Ben, Albert, And Griff.