Genie jokes

TsWade2 · 01-22-2006, 03:39 PM

Hey you guys,

I was wondering, what is your favorite Genie jokes from Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular? My favorite Genie jokes are "You better talk to the left hand, 'cause you ain't right!" and "Aah, a man!" What's your favorite joke?

disneyguy · 01-22-2006, 04:16 PM

"I was traped in that lamp for 10,000 years, It was like waiting in line for tower of terror!"

kidtigger · 01-22-2006, 06:07 PM

We were there on May 4th 2005 and the Genie did his " I'm going to Disneyland" bit followed by...."what do you mean their closed"?????

Ratty12345 · 01-22-2006, 06:09 PM

"I'm free! I feel like Martha Stewart!!!"

Mousekiteer · 01-22-2006, 06:47 PM

"Oh, Al! I'm so gonna add you on Myspace now."
(Haven't heard this line used since I was there.)

"Hey, you're pretty good looking. But you're better Jafar!"
"You're a sultan now. Hey, if your last name was Pepper Shaker, then you'd be Sultan Pepper Shaker!"

disneylandkid · 01-22-2006, 07:07 PM

"rule #2 i cant make anybody fall in love with you, i tried it with brittney spears apairently the magic only lasts 55 hours

rule #3 i cant raise the dead, if i could maybe i could help out the lakers a little bit"

" thanks kid you have got no idea what its like to be traped in that lamp for the last 10000 years, 22 hours, 53 seconds, ive missed every episode of Desperate Housewives "

volcomnator999 · 01-22-2006, 10:20 PM

"these two are faster than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes"
"oh look at my lump" (starts singing "My Humps" from black eyes peas..but instead he says "my lump,my lump,my lump")

and i like when he talks like Napolean Dynamite : - )

JasperGein17121 · 01-23-2006, 01:17 AM

"Yeah, Al, you go talk to Jasmine while I go find Nemo."

AlexLoup · 01-23-2006, 01:53 AM

"Rule number 3: I can't bring people back from the dead... execpt for Joan Rivers, oh Melissa, melissa we've got to talk."

dreamscometrue555 · 01-23-2006, 11:03 AM

jafar, youre fired.

now its time for the tiki room reject!

TsWade2 · 01-23-2006, 07:19 PM

Very memorable jokes. I also like this one.

Aladdin: So, let me get this straight. You're my genie? I'm your master?

Genie: No. But I got good news. I just save my money for my car insurance.

damxcnsxcn · 01-23-2006, 09:09 PM

"After 10,000 years just look at me!! Look how skinny i am! I feel like Anna Nicole Smith.[Opens pants to look fatter] before [closes pants] after! THANKS TRIMSPA!" [Begins to roll of floor in slow motion like the commerical]
-August 21, 2005

AndianaJones · 01-24-2006, 01:14 AM

OMG i have so many favorites....

"Hey! Don't go! There's gonna be sandwhiches...."
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(as everyone leaves the stage after Prince Ali number)

"Hey don't take the carpet, how am I gonna get home? ...."
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(as Aladdin runs off stage with Carpet)

"Now it's time for wish number three, which means it's Genie-freein time. So in the great words of Governor Schwarzenegger...'Do it, do it now! Vat are you vaiting for?! I am vight here stop being a girly-man! Do it now! DIEGGH!"
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(doing a very good Arnold impersonation, flayling arms and shooting a machine gun)

Also, I gotta say the whole scene where Genie makes fun of Jafar after granting him his 'Make me the Sultan' wish is HILLARIOUS! One of the highlights for Genie in the play. Usually the whole theater is cracking up. There was even one time when Jafar lost it completely, and he had to turn around to hide his laughter. Things Genie would say during this are -

"Poof! You are the sultan...we're all 'really' impressed..."

"Hey, you know what, you know what....if your last name was Peppershaker....you'd be Sult-an-Peppershaker!"

(talks to audience) "Hey guys....stop laughing...your gonna get me in trouble....I think we're in-Sultan him..."

"I like your dress...you look great up close...but you'd look better from Ja-far.."

"You may be Sultan Jafar...but Genie is the SUPERSTAR!"

and then sometimes the audience is going nuts, and the Genie is just looking blankly in a direction. He then says something like "I'm not doing anything except standing here, I dunno why your laughing..."

As you can see I'm a nut about this show and the Genie...

jagfkb · 01-24-2006, 04:35 AM

My favorite line is probably:

You don't know what it's like to be trapped in that tiny little lamp for the last 10,000 years, 42 hours, and 53 seconds! I missed every episode of Desperate Housewives.

No, but I do have some good news, I just saved a ton of money on my car insurrance!

TsWade2 · 01-24-2006, 07:12 PM

Oh my, what a hilarious story. Oh, here's a rare one that I like.

Aladdin: I wish for your freedom, Genie!

Genie: One freedom for the-Al, you kept your promise. Al, I'm free at last! Free at last! So, Roy E. Disney is free at last?

Information: The joke is Roy E. Disney used to resign at the Disney company because of Micheal Eisner. But now he's back at the company. So Roy, I had one thing say to you. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

Thank you.

Anyone else?

01-22-2006, 03:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
TsWade2 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Redondo Beach, Ca Posts: 339	Genie jokes Hey you guys, I was wondering, what is your favorite Genie jokes from Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular? My favorite Genie jokes are "You better talk to the left hand, 'cause you ain't right!" and "Aah, a man!" What's your favorite joke? __________________ Tim
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disneyguy Where Dreams Come True... People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 25 minutes from the Happiest Place On Earth! Posts: 907 Images: 86	"I was traped in that lamp for 10,000 years, It was like waiting in line for tower of terror!" __________________
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01-22-2006, 06:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
kidtigger People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 25 Images: 5	We were there on May 4th 2005 and the Genie did his " I'm going to Disneyland" bit followed by...."what do you mean their closed"?????
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Ratty12345 Random Azn Dude from CA People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 614 Images: 7	"I'm free! I feel like Martha Stewart!!!" __________________ "To all that come to this happy place: welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America... with hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world." -Walt Disney, July 17, 1955- My Countdown Counting down to: Release of The Princess and the Frog 19 days 19 hours 40 minutes
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Mousekiteer People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 113	"Oh, Al! I'm so gonna add you on Myspace now." (Haven't heard this line used since I was there.) "Hey, you're pretty good looking. But you're better Jafar!" "You're a sultan now. Hey, if your last name was Pepper Shaker, then you'd be Sultan Pepper Shaker!" __________________ :O
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disneylandkid Parade of Dreams obsessed People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere in San Diego Posts: 246 Images: 7	"rule #2 i cant make anybody fall in love with you, i tried it with brittney spears apairently the magic only lasts 55 hours rule #3 i cant raise the dead, if i could maybe i could help out the lakers a little bit" " thanks kid you have got no idea what its like to be traped in that lamp for the last 10000 years, 22 hours, 53 seconds, ive missed every episode of Desperate Housewives " __________________ welcome to the Tragic Kingdom! -No Doubt
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volcomnator999 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Torrance Posts: 133 Images: 6	"these two are faster than Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes" "oh look at my lump" (starts singing "My Humps" from black eyes peas..but instead he says "my lump,my lump,my lump") and i like when he talks like Napolean Dynamite : - ) __________________ " WEE Want the RED HEAD!"
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JasperGein17121 VF's Resident Reject People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Other Side of the Tracks Posts: 258 Images: 31	"Yeah, Al, you go talk to Jasmine while I go find Nemo." __________________ How Fortunate The Man with None My Countdown Counting down to: Black Friday 2009 5 days 18 hours 40 minutes
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AlexLoup People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 271 Images: 6	"Rule number 3: I can't bring people back from the dead... execpt for Joan Rivers, oh Melissa, melissa we've got to talk." __________________ Hightower Hotel への歓迎
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dreamscometrue555 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 118	jafar, youre fired. now its time for the tiki room reject! __________________ 372.87 miles from disneyland...
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01-23-2006, 07:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
TsWade2 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Redondo Beach, Ca Posts: 339	Very memorable jokes. I also like this one. Aladdin: So, let me get this straight. You're my genie? I'm your master? Genie: No. But I got good news. I just save my money for my car insurance. __________________ Tim
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damxcnsxcn People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pasadena, California Posts: 140	"After 10,000 years just look at me!! Look how skinny i am! I feel like Anna Nicole Smith.[Opens pants to look fatter] before [closes pants] after! THANKS TRIMSPA!" [Begins to roll of floor in slow motion like the commerical] -August 21, 2005 __________________ http://www.visionsfantastic.com/foru...hp?userid=3616
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01-24-2006, 01:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
AndianaJones People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: S. California, Newbury Park Posts: 34	OMG i have so many favorites.... "Hey! Don't go! There's gonna be sandwhiches...." ---------- (as everyone leaves the stage after Prince Ali number) "Hey don't take the carpet, how am I gonna get home? ...." ---------- (as Aladdin runs off stage with Carpet) "Now it's time for wish number three, which means it's Genie-freein time. So in the great words of Governor Schwarzenegger...'Do it, do it now! Vat are you vaiting for?! I am vight here stop being a girly-man! Do it now! DIEGGH!" ----------- (doing a very good Arnold impersonation, flayling arms and shooting a machine gun) Also, I gotta say the whole scene where Genie makes fun of Jafar after granting him his 'Make me the Sultan' wish is HILLARIOUS! One of the highlights for Genie in the play. Usually the whole theater is cracking up. There was even one time when Jafar lost it completely, and he had to turn around to hide his laughter. Things Genie would say during this are - "Poof! You are the sultan...we're all 'really' impressed..." "Hey, you know what, you know what....if your last name was Peppershaker....you'd be Sult-an-Peppershaker!" (talks to audience) "Hey guys....stop laughing...your gonna get me in trouble....I think we're in-Sultan him..." "I like your dress...you look great up close...but you'd look better from Ja-far.." "You may be Sultan Jafar...but Genie is the SUPERSTAR!" and then sometimes the audience is going nuts, and the Genie is just looking blankly in a direction. He then says something like "I'm not doing anything except standing here, I dunno why your laughing..." As you can see I'm a nut about this show and the Genie... __________________ "Rule number two! : Just like Doctor Phil....I can't make some one fall in love with you....we call that the Jennifer Lopez rule...."- Genie in Aladdin! A Musical Spectacular
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jagfkb Fantasmic musical creator People who found this post helpful: Bug Champion! Banana Barrage Champion! Chicken Shootout Champion! Crazy Balls Champion! Reactor Champion! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: nowheresburg Posts: 576	My favorite line is probably: You don't know what it's like to be trapped in that tiny little lamp for the last 10,000 years, 42 hours, and 53 seconds! I missed every episode of Desperate Housewives. No, but I do have some good news, I just saved a ton of money on my car insurrance! __________________ Coming January 4th: Walt Disney's Imagination The Fantasian Musical Epic The Complete Script on Zhura.com Join the Group, and Read the Script! ...someone's excited... My Countdown Counting down to: Walt Disney World Birthday Trip!!! I'm in Disney World... for my Sixteenth Birthday... my life is now complete...
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01-24-2006, 07:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
TsWade2 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Redondo Beach, Ca Posts: 339	Oh my, what a hilarious story. Oh, here's a rare one that I like. Aladdin: I wish for your freedom, Genie! Genie: One freedom for the-Al, you kept your promise. Al, I'm free at last! Free at last! So, Roy E. Disney is free at last? Information: The joke is Roy E. Disney used to resign at the Disney company because of Micheal Eisner. But now he's back at the company. So Roy, I had one thing say to you. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! Thank you. Anyone else? __________________ Tim
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