Do anyone know any quotes from the pre-show for the Tiki Room?
“My name is Maui. Natives call me the Mighty One. I tamed the playful sun and gave my people time. Now they set their clocks by mine for I am Tropic Standard time.”
“Aloha. I am Koro, midnight dancer. Today my magic feet no move, my head sore! But last night all tiki gods have big time, sound luau. When drums begin to pound my head full, big sound.”
“They call me Tangaroa-Ru the east wind. And I am Hina goddess of rain. We often travel together wind and rain through tropic lands across the seven seas. Come closer so that you may see what magic there is in fantasy.”
“I am Pele goddess of fire and volcanoes. Some say I torment poor Ngendi the earth balancer for when my violent temper raises the earth trembles on its foundation!"
"Legends say I’m balancing the earth but sad to say I’m just hanging on.”
“I’m the one who’s really sad. When I smile it comes out mad.”
“Me Rongo god of agriculture. My land so good to me, I got time for sport. I fly kite. Me number one kite flier. Too bad I no have key then me, I find electricity.”
“I am Tangaroa, father of all gods and goddesses. Here in this land of enchantment I appear before you as a mighty tree. Stand back! Oh mystic powers hear my call, from my limbs let new life fall.”
__________________ It's not very far from Sulphur to Sugarcane.