Funny Stories in Disneyland

[rockinroller91]

Well, I remembered one time I went to Disneyland, me, my mom, and bro were in the line to get Pooh's autograph. When we got 2 Pooh, me and my brother were posing with him 4 the camera and he started making farting noises making us laugh when they were takin the picture. then my mom asked him to authograph her sweater and he wrote his name a drew a steamin pile of Poo..... I thought it was funny but my mom didnt... so she complained and we ended up gettin 4 free 3 day hoppers, an autograph book filled with autographs u cant get like Bambi and Thumper????, a picture signed by Mickey, and a new sweater !!!!!!!!! I thought that was really cool.... N e 1 else have stories??

[lovesdisney]

I HAVE TONS OF FUNNY STORIES!

But one of the funniest is when everyone in the world decided to bring walkie talkies to Disneyland, my party included. This was way back when Rocket Rods was still open, because I remember trying to tell my mom we were there. (Yes, this was way back when my mother would still go to Disneyland, haha.) Anyway, I kept going "Mom, mom!" And a million other people had walkie talkies so someone else would be going "yeah, yeah?" but it wasn't my mom.

In between this, we would hear all kinds of stuff. We heard a "Papa Smurf? Come in, Papa Smurf!" and my friends and I just about died giggling, and got better, until we heard a "This is Papa Smurf, over" and started again.

The best one, though, was this:

"This is Disneyland security, please get off this channel. I repeat, this is Disneyland security, please get off this channel."

Oh man. Good times. We also saw a guy working there who looked like Clay Aiken, no joke. But that's another story. And another trip.

[disneyapeelizzle]

Wow those stories are hilarious!!

I thought I saw Orlando Bloom on Star tours with us...I couldnt concentrate on anything else but this look a like...until he spoke spanish to this younger girl...and I got a full face view...WASNT HIM....boo. Still thought it was funny.

[mousecrazy]

Ok this may be gross but it is a funny Disnyland story.

I was about 9 or 10 and my younger brother had to be 6 or 7. We were eating dinner at the Pavillion and my Mom told me to walk him to the bathroom. So I did but on the way there I was lecturing him on strangers etc.. I was trying to be big sis!

So it doesn't end when we get to the bathroom, I continue telling him stuff while he is saying "I have to go I have to go.." SO I let him but a little too late. It was ALL over!!!! A big sis trying to be protective and I embarass the kid more than anything. I felt so bad Disney gave us new clothes and all.

LOLOLOL I laugh and tease him about still till this day...

[TopCat8]

Last summer I was there and I went on the Jungle Cruise. Our skipper was great, but the best thing she did was ask the right side of the boat if they wanted her to drive us through the elephant's squirting water. It was all a bunch of little kids on the boat, so of course we said yes and she actually did it. It was so fun. Another time, back when the Aladdin parade was there, I told my mom that the camels spit at you. For some reason, she didn't believe me, and when the camels came past us, they spit directly at her. I could not stop laughing. Of course I was only 5 at the time, so I'm sure it would be less funny now.