What Disney characters will never say - Page 4

Executioner · 07-17-2008, 05:30 PM

*Baloo to Mowgli*
"Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
Ohh man they really get you seeing things."

Or

*Mowgli to Baloo after killing him*
"Thanks for the "Bear" Necessities. Now I have a coat and food!

monkey4057 · 07-20-2008, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stitchhead28

Ursula: See if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acrooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I ... drink ... your .... MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

Ariel: Don't bully me ursula!

(Ursula grabs Ariel and hurls her across the room)

Ursula: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you Ariel? I am the third revelation you sniveling mermaid! I am the third revelation!

That's got to be the best on here LolLolLolLolLol!

Executioner · 07-20-2008, 08:20 PM

*Pongo to Perdita*

"I want a divorce! And I don't have to pay pup support to these other 84 mongrels you call your puppies cause I am not their father!"

*storms off through the dog door*

#1DisneyFreak · 07-20-2008, 09:58 PM

Yzma:
"Wow Kronk! You're handsome AND smart!"
Kronk:
"I was just thinking how beautiful you are. Come away with me!"
Kuzco:
"No, she's mine!"
Kronk:
"MINE!"

monkey4057 · 07-22-2008, 06:16 PM

Cpt. Hook: Smee, why is your room filled with Captain Hook stuff?

Wisher · 08-02-2008, 12:09 PM

Aurora: I think I have insomnia!

harasttam · 08-07-2008, 07:59 PM

Rafiki holds up Simba's child to the kingdom, then sneezes, drops her

Rakifi: Crap! My bad!

Big Disney Fan · 08-08-2008, 01:12 PM

JACK SPARROW: (to Elizabeth) Go ahead and burn the rum, if you want, I only drink water.

Wedbliss · 09-08-2008, 09:16 PM

Dopey: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
Doc: By George, I think he's got it!

Prince to Cinderella: Do you smell pumpkin?

Jane Banks: I hear the merry-go-round! Can we ride it Mary Poppins?
Mary Poppins: Remember children, para sus seguridad, permanacer sentados, por favor.

JessicaMarie · 09-09-2008, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wedbliss

Dopey: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
Doc: By George, I think he's got it!

Prince to Cinderella: Do you smell pumpkin?

Jane Banks: I hear the merry-go-round! Can we ride it Mary Poppins?
Mary Poppins: Remember children, para sus seguridad, permanacer sentados, por favor.

LOL!!
my favorite--by far--was the marry poppins response!!

#1DisneyFreak · 09-09-2008, 01:57 PM

oh my gosh the Mary Poppins one cracked me up!!
Have you seen Scary Mary on You Tube?

Executioner · 09-09-2008, 06:06 PM

*Jumbo to her now teen son Dumbo*

Jumbo - *Short bursts of elephant noises followed by flailing of trunk*
Dumbo - *Stuttering bursts of elephant noises followed by stamping of feet*
Jumbo - *Long burst of elephant noise followed by turning around while still flailing trunk*
Dumbo - *Storming off with short almost mumbled bursts of elephant noises with a slamming of stall door*
Jumbo - *Turning with very harsh long bursts of elephant noises towards stall door and goes back to her business*

Big Disney Fan · 09-29-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1DisneyFreak

Have you seen Scary Mary on You Tube?

Or "Evil Pinocchio", also on YouTube?

Also...

MONSTRO: I just wanted to star in Fantasia! Stupid Disney...

elizabethsparrow · 09-30-2008, 01:10 PM

^ Scary Mary was hilarious. Thank you for reminding me, I'm going to watch it now.

monkey4057 · 10-12-2008, 02:25 AM

Woody: You really are Stinky Pete aren't you?
Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
Prospector: FAIR? I'll tell YOU what's not fair! Spending a LIFETIME on the HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME watching EVERY OTHER ACTOR BE JEALOUS OF ME! Well all my waiting has paid off and no HAND-ME-DOWN COWBOY DOLL IS GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER FOR ME NOW!

Tarran: Why do you want the Black Cauldron?
Horned King: Because then I can make my own army of the dead! And they will want have a tea party with me!

Arthur: What else is in the future, Merlin?
Merlin: I have no idea what you're talking about, my boy.
Arthur: But you just said you know the future!
Merlin: Who am I?

07-17-2008, 05:30 PM	#46 (permalink)
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Executioner The name says it all Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Between this world and the next. Posts: 1,553 Images: 50 My Mood:	Pongo to Perdita "I want a divorce! And I don't have to pay pup support to these other 84 mongrels you call your puppies cause I am not their father!" storms off through the dog door __________________ Come join us! (You must be 18 years of age or older)

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#1DisneyFreak Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 786 Images: 5 My Mood:	Yzma: "Wow Kronk! You're handsome AND smart!" Kronk: "I was just thinking how beautiful you are. Come away with me!" Kuzco: "No, she's mine!" Kronk: "MINE!" __________________ " is the star, everything else is in the supporting role." - Walt Disney Trivia: In the movie "Cars", the tow truck introduces himself as "Mater, like Ta-Mater without the Ta". However, in French, the joke did not translate so he introduced himself as "Martin, like Aston Martin without the Aston" Come join us! (You must be 18 years of age or older) My Countdown Counting down to: VF Scavenger Hunt III Ask me how we did!

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Wisher Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 345 My Mood:	Aurora: I think I have insomnia! __________________ There are those who dream and those who make dreams come true. The world needs both. "How do you spell 'love'?" Piglet asked Pooh. "I don't have to spell it, " said Pooh. "I just feel it."

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harasttam Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Idaho Posts: 17 My Mood:	Rafiki holds up Simba's child to the kingdom, then sneezes, drops her Rakifi: Crap! My bad!

08-08-2008, 01:12 PM	#53 (permalink)
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#1DisneyFreak Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Orem, UT Posts: 786 Images: 5 My Mood:	oh my gosh the Mary Poppins one cracked me up!! Have you seen Scary Mary on You Tube? __________________ " is the star, everything else is in the supporting role." - Walt Disney Trivia: In the movie "Cars", the tow truck introduces himself as "Mater, like Ta-Mater without the Ta". However, in French, the joke did not translate so he introduced himself as "Martin, like Aston Martin without the Aston" Come join us! (You must be 18 years of age or older) My Countdown Counting down to: VF Scavenger Hunt III Ask me how we did!

09-09-2008, 06:06 PM	#57 (permalink)
Executioner The name says it all Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Between this world and the next. Posts: 1,553 Images: 50 My Mood:	Jumbo to her now teen son Dumbo Jumbo - Short bursts of elephant noises followed by flailing of trunk Dumbo - Stuttering bursts of elephant noises followed by stamping of feet Jumbo - Long burst of elephant noise followed by turning around while still flailing trunk Dumbo - Storming off with short almost mumbled bursts of elephant noises with a slamming of stall door Jumbo - Turning with very harsh long bursts of elephant noises towards stall door and goes back to her business __________________ Come join us! (You must be 18 years of age or older)

09-30-2008, 01:10 PM	#59 (permalink)
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10-12-2008, 02:25 AM	#60 (permalink)
monkey4057 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 694 My Mood:	Woody: You really are Stinky Pete aren't you? Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair! Prospector: FAIR? I'll tell YOU what's not fair! Spending a LIFETIME on the HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME watching EVERY OTHER ACTOR BE JEALOUS OF ME! Well all my waiting has paid off and no HAND-ME-DOWN COWBOY DOLL IS GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER FOR ME NOW! Tarran: Why do you want the Black Cauldron? Horned King: Because then I can make my own army of the dead! And they will want have a tea party with me! Arthur: What else is in the future, Merlin? Merlin: I have no idea what you're talking about, my boy. Arthur: But you just said you know the future! Merlin: Who am I? __________________ It is time! -Rafiki Monkey Best on TSMM: 302,700; Bear Date earned: 10/19/08

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