What Disney characters will never say - Page 3

Big Disney Fan · 07-10-2008, 01:53 PM

JIMINY CRICKET: Pinocch, are we seriously in a whale's stomach to just find your stupid father?
PINOCCHIO: I'm sorry, but he's my father and I have got to SAVE him!!
JIMINY: I am getting out of here!
PINOCCHIO: We are stuck in here; there is no way to get out!
JIMINY: Oh, potato slices! (means, "Darn" or "Aw man!")
PINOCCHIO: (sees a light and goes towards it; falls out)
JIMINY: Pinocch? Pinocchio?! Well, I guess I will be stuck in here for life with Geppetto...

Wisher · 07-10-2008, 06:48 PM

Gaston: I feel... ugly! *cries*

__________________

Ariel: The world above is too dangerous! I'll stay right where I am, thank you very much.

___________

Alice: Oh, look. A white rabbit. Oh, well.

Executioner · 07-10-2008, 08:19 PM

Cruella de Vil:

"You know Anita... I was thinking that this pleather idea is going to be a smash.. Forget the dogs. I want pleather! *laughs maniacally* "

Wisher · 07-11-2008, 05:46 PM

Pinocchio: Oh, man. I think I have termites.

SilentMickey · 07-11-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stitchhead28

Ursula: See if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acrooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I ... drink ... your .... MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

Ariel: Don't bully me ursula!

(Ursula grabs Ariel and hurls her across the room)

Ursula: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you Ariel? I am the third revelation you sniveling mermaid! I am the third revelation!

There Will Be Mermaids?

AraBrokenDreamer · 07-11-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James N.

The Prince (to Maleficent Dragon): YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHA---

I will not finish that for fear of being banned

Hook (To the Croc): SMILE YOU SON OF A--- BOOOOOMMM!!!

Oh my god... that was AWESOME!!! I laughed so hard!!

Genie: (after the wish to make Jasmine fall in love with Jafar) Well, there are a couple of provisos, and a couple of quick- ah screw it! He lied to us all; he doesn't deserve you!

Character: (next to Mickey) Forget the smokes, man! *rip off head* FRESH AIR!!!

Princes: Everybody! Put you hand in the air! Say-
Princesses: I don't wanna be in love! I don't wanna be in love!

-Ara

Wisher · 07-11-2008, 06:47 PM

Jiminy Cricket: Just be bad, Pinocchio. It's the best thing to do.

_________

Captain Hook: *picks nose* Ouch!

(Maybe that last one could happen).

Magic1 · 07-11-2008, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wisher

Pinocchio: Oh, man. I think I have termites.

ROFL!

Jiminy: That's what you get for rubbing elbows with the wrong crowd. C'mon now. Let's get you to a clinic...

.:Magic1:.

Big Disney Fan · 07-12-2008, 12:51 AM

Get a load of this (the New Year's Day, 2006, issue of "Mother Goose and Grimm"):

Mad About Mickey · 07-12-2008, 11:42 AM

Ariel: Sushi?! My favorite!

WDITrent · 07-13-2008, 08:54 PM

Nemo: I hate you.
Marlin: I HATE YOU TOO!

DisneyGirl52 · 07-15-2008, 06:54 PM

Mad Hatter: Lemon?? Don't let's be silly!! ...Mustard that's different, yes...

monkey4057 · 07-16-2008, 04:15 PM

Technically, it's a Disney movie...

James: Don't worry, the whole ship is made of food!

Ladybug: Such a clever little-

Earthworm: WHAT?!?! We can't eat the ship! We'll fall 90 bazillion metres down and land in a place of no metric system!

Grasshopper: My dear lad, why must you be so gloomy all the time?

Earthworm: Because if I relent, I'll owe that donkey five bucks and I need tha-

James: C'mon, Mr. Earthworm, try some peach

Earthworm:[eating some peach] It's not dirt, but it's not bad. Who am I kidding, it's MARVELOUS!!!

Eeyore: Pay up.

Miss Spider: How did he get up here?!

Centipede: Don't ask, Angel Fangs.

MagicKingdom1955 · 07-17-2008, 04:06 PM

eeyore: Im lovin life=) its a beautiful day and i feal fine=)

pooh: what the heck is wrong with you??

Big Disney Fan · 07-17-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Disney Fan

Get a load of this (the New Year's Day, 2006, issue of "Mother Goose and Grimm"):

Okay, since it was removed apparently, here's the written script for the New Year's Day, 2006, issue of "Mother Goose and Grimm":

DISNEY'S DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

BELLE: My husband is an animal.

CINDERELLA: Mine still drives a pumpkin.

SNOW WHITE: My husband leaves me at home with seven little ones.

ARIEL: Mine wants me to wear fishnet stockings.

AURORA: I just pretend I'm asleep.

07-10-2008, 01:53 PM	#31 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,144 My Mood:	JIMINY CRICKET: Pinocch, are we seriously in a whale's stomach to just find your stupid father? PINOCCHIO: I'm sorry, but he's my father and I have got to SAVE him!! JIMINY: I am getting out of here! PINOCCHIO: We are stuck in here; there is no way to get out! JIMINY: Oh, potato slices! (means, "Darn" or "Aw man!") PINOCCHIO: (sees a light and goes towards it; falls out) JIMINY: Pinocch? Pinocchio?! Well, I guess I will be stuck in here for life with Geppetto... __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Disneyland TV show intro

07-10-2008, 06:48 PM	#32 (permalink)
Wisher Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 345 My Mood:	Gaston: I feel... ugly! cries __________________ Ariel: The world above is too dangerous! I'll stay right where I am, thank you very much. ___________ Alice: Oh, look. A white rabbit. Oh, well. __________________ There are those who dream and those who make dreams come true. The world needs both. "How do you spell 'love'?" Piglet asked Pooh. "I don't have to spell it, " said Pooh. "I just feel it."

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Wisher Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 345 My Mood:	Pinocchio: Oh, man. I think I have termites. __________________ There are those who dream and those who make dreams come true. The world needs both. "How do you spell 'love'?" Piglet asked Pooh. "I don't have to spell it, " said Pooh. "I just feel it."

07-11-2008, 06:47 PM	#37 (permalink)
Wisher Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 345 My Mood:	Jiminy Cricket: Just be bad, Pinocchio. It's the best thing to do. _________ Captain Hook: picks nose Ouch! (Maybe that last one could happen). __________________ There are those who dream and those who make dreams come true. The world needs both. "How do you spell 'love'?" Piglet asked Pooh. "I don't have to spell it, " said Pooh. "I just feel it."

07-12-2008, 12:51 AM	#39 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,144 My Mood:	Get a load of this (the New Year's Day, 2006, issue of "Mother Goose and Grimm"): __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Disneyland TV show intro

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