What Disney characters will never say

Magic1 · 04-13-2008, 09:22 PM

(cat singing): "Abraham de Lacey Giuseppe Casey... ah, who are we kidding. My name is Mr. Fluffykins and I'm lactose intolerant."

stitchhead28 · 04-15-2008, 09:56 AM

Ursula: See if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acrooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I ... drink ... your .... MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

Ariel: Don't bully me ursula!

(Ursula grabs Ariel and hurls her across the room)

Ursula: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you Ariel? I am the third revelation you sniveling mermaid! I am the third revelation!

emman · 04-15-2008, 09:24 PM

PETER PAN (had a harsh fight with tink): You know what? I dont believe in you anymore!!

Magic1 · 04-22-2008, 04:19 AM

(I should've posted this on the 15th, but...)

Prince John (to the citizens of Nottingham): "Read my lips..."

.:Magic1:.

Big Disney Fan · 04-26-2008, 11:21 PM

Here's one that is based on a poem by Shel Silverstein, but which should fit this section like a glove (the quoting is done differently, since this is poetry, as I said):

SNOW WHITE QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

MAGIC MIRROR:
Snow White, Snow White, Snow White --
I've told you a million times tonight.

QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall,
What would happen if I let you fall?
You'd shatter to bits with a clang and a crash,
Your glass would be splintered - swept out with the trash,
Your frame would be bent, lying here on the floor --

MIRROR:
Hey, go ahead, ask me just once more.

QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

MIRROR:
You - you - It's true,
The fairest of all is you - you - you.
(Whew!)

WDITrent · 05-06-2008, 08:03 PM

Robin Hood: You tyrant! Give me your money!
Prince John: No!
Robin Hood: Okay.

mermaid_hair · 05-06-2008, 08:35 PM

Mickey Mouse: Man, I could go for a smoke right about now.

Yes, I'm evil.

monkey4057 · 05-06-2008, 11:44 PM

Baloo: Have fun with your kitty friend, Mowgli

tropicskenzie · 05-07-2008, 11:00 AM

All the Princesses: "Why is Mickey still everyones' favorite?"

Imjustpeachy · 05-07-2008, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emman

PETER PAN (had a harsh fight with tink): You know what? I dont believe in you anymore!!

Hahahaha, this one made me really laugh out loud at work

James N. · 05-10-2008, 10:44 AM

The Prince (to Maleficent Dragon): YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHA---

I will not finish that for fear of being banned

Hook (To the Croc): SMILE YOU SON OF A--- BOOOOOMMM!!!

Big Disney Fan · 05-10-2008, 12:17 PM

JIMINY CRICKET: (to Pinocchio) Eh, go ahead, do whatever you want. I don't care.

monkey4057 · 05-10-2008, 12:23 PM

Brer Fox: I guess I'll have to skin ya!

Brer Rabbit: Sure, go ahead, Brer Fox, but don't fling me in that briar patch!

Brer Fox: Y'know, Brer Rabbit, I'm in a generous mood today, so I'll just make you watch 27 episodes of Frasier.

Brer Rabbit: Er, know what? In that case, I'd rather be skinned.

MagicKingdom1955 · 05-14-2008, 04:38 PM

MickeyMouse:Stupid clown shoes! Big wierd gloves!! I must be a butterfly!!!

Wisher · 07-09-2008, 06:44 PM

Mad Hatter: Dirty cup, move down!

04-13-2008, 09:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
Magic1 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 623 Images: 5	(cat singing): "Abraham de Lacey Giuseppe Casey... ah, who are we kidding. My name is Mr. Fluffykins and I'm lactose intolerant."
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04-15-2008, 09:56 AM	#17 (permalink)
stitchhead28 Resident Pop Culture Guy People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rancho Cucamonga (yup, it does exist) Posts: 289 Images: 6	Ursula: See if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acrooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I ... drink ... your .... MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP! Ariel: Don't bully me ursula! (Ursula grabs Ariel and hurls her across the room) Ursula: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you Ariel? I am the third revelation you sniveling mermaid! I am the third revelation! __________________ Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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04-15-2008, 09:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
emman People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: mexico Posts: 170 Images: 1	PETER PAN (had a harsh fight with tink): You know what? I dont believe in you anymore!! __________________ [COLOR="blue"][/FONT] FUTURE IMAGINEER, 2 TIME SEMIFINALIST IN THE IMAGINATIONS WDI COMPETITION, AND FUTURE FINALIST, HERE WE GOOO
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04-22-2008, 04:19 AM	#19 (permalink)
Magic1 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 623 Images: 5	(I should've posted this on the 15th, but...) Prince John (to the citizens of Nottingham): "Read my lips..." .:Magic1:.
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04-26-2008, 11:21 PM	#20 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,920	Here's one that is based on a poem by Shel Silverstein, but which should fit this section like a glove (the quoting is done differently, since this is poetry, as I said): SNOW WHITE QUEEN: Magic Mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest one of all? MAGIC MIRROR: Snow White, Snow White, Snow White -- I've told you a million times tonight. QUEEN: Magic Mirror on the wall, What would happen if I let you fall? You'd shatter to bits with a clang and a crash, Your glass would be splintered - swept out with the trash, Your frame would be bent, lying here on the floor -- MIRROR: Hey, go ahead, ask me just once more. QUEEN: Magic Mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest one of all? MIRROR: You - you - It's true, The fairest of all is you - you - you. (Whew!) __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Intro to the Disneyland TV show
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05-06-2008, 08:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
WDITrent People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 252	Robin Hood: You tyrant! Give me your money! Prince John: No! Robin Hood: Okay. __________________ Space Mountain Millennium... http://www.wditrent.webs.com/
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05-06-2008, 08:35 PM	#22 (permalink)
mermaid_hair Unofficial Mermaid Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mermaid Lagoon, Neverland Posts: 183 Images: 1	Mickey Mouse: Man, I could go for a smoke right about now. Yes, I'm evil. __________________
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05-06-2008, 11:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
monkey4057 Live from Yu Nork! People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cosmic Ray's Starlight Lounge Posts: 1,134	Baloo: Have fun with your kitty friend, Mowgli __________________ I'm not the other anything. I'm me.
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05-07-2008, 11:00 AM	#24 (permalink)
tropicskenzie People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Utah Posts: 225	All the Princesses: "Why is Mickey still everyones' favorite?"
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05-10-2008, 10:44 AM	#26 (permalink)
James N. Grim Grinning Ghost People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Florida USA Posts: 93	The Prince (to Maleficent Dragon): YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHA--- I will not finish that for fear of being banned Hook (To the Croc): SMILE YOU SON OF A--- BOOOOOMMM!!! __________________ Nethery-Ramsey Productions Home to the Grim Grinning Ghosts! Hi. I'm James. I keep the Magic Kingdom clean.
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05-10-2008, 12:17 PM	#27 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,920	JIMINY CRICKET: (to Pinocchio) Eh, go ahead, do whatever you want. I don't care. __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Intro to the Disneyland TV show
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05-10-2008, 12:23 PM	#28 (permalink)
monkey4057 Live from Yu Nork! People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cosmic Ray's Starlight Lounge Posts: 1,134	Brer Fox: I guess I'll have to skin ya! Brer Rabbit: Sure, go ahead, Brer Fox, but don't fling me in that briar patch! Brer Fox: Y'know, Brer Rabbit, I'm in a generous mood today, so I'll just make you watch 27 episodes of Frasier. Brer Rabbit: Er, know what? In that case, I'd rather be skinned. __________________ I'm not the other anything. I'm me.
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05-14-2008, 04:38 PM	#29 (permalink)
MagicKingdom1955 bobby the DisneyGeek People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mesa, AZ yo! Posts: 117 Images: 2	MickeyMouse:Stupid clown shoes! Big wierd gloves!! I must be a butterfly!!! __________________ If I could enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy every day... Times Been to DLR: 23 Times been to DL: 23 Times been to DCA: 18 Times ridden HM: around 65...?
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07-09-2008, 06:44 PM	#30 (permalink)
Wisher One who makes wishes People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: somewhere Posts: 980	Mad Hatter: Dirty cup, move down! __________________ Fly with me And I will be your wings
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