What Disney characters will never say

Big Disney Fan · 11-22-2007, 01:25 AM

I think I have an idea of how this game should be played, but let's try to keep things clean, if you know what I mean, capisce? You can think of anything you'd never expect Disney characters to say, but no usage of swears at any time. Anyway, I'll begin to show you a few examples...

ALICE: I want nothing more than to follow the instructions of mad people.

PETER PAN: (seeing Hook hanging from a cliff from his hook in Skull Rock) Well, well, a codfish on a hook. Or should I say, "Hook, line and sinker".
CAPT. HOOK: I'll get you for that bad pun! Smee, blow him to Davy Jones' locker for that bad pun!

RABBIT: (seeing Pooh being stuck in Rabbit's door; pushes Pooh) That's a bad addiction, Pooh. From now on, it's the South Beach Diet for you.
POOH: But Rabbit, it's a curse, I tell you. But the honey is rather tasty.

There you go; have fun! But no usage of foul language at any time.

monkey4057 · 11-22-2007, 12:24 PM

GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY!

mermaid_hair · 11-23-2007, 02:08 PM

Cinderella: You know what? I lied. If you still keep on believing, the dream that you wish WON'T come true!

Big Disney Fan · 11-25-2007, 01:08 PM

(Snow White's prince is about to revive her, but she doesn't move)

PRINCE: Uh-oh.

(Prince turns to the Seven Dwarfs and the animals)

HAPPY: This can't be good.

DWARFS: Egads!

PRINCE: What?

DOC: You're a-a-a-m-m-m.

GRUMPY: Deadbeat.

SLEEPY: (yawns) You're obsessed with dead girls.

PRINCE: Say again?

SNEEZY: He means, you're a... (starts to sneeze) a-a... (gets ready) it's... (sneezes)

BASHFUL: (blushes) A necromantic.

MAGIC_KINDOM_FAN · 11-25-2007, 09:43 PM

amazing!!

MagicKingdom1955 · 04-05-2008, 08:27 AM

riku:Check out this awesome darkness suit!

sora:you know, not to be offensive but... it looks like a man dress

Kileli · 04-05-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey4057

GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY!

haha, that one really made me laugh!

Executioner · 04-05-2008, 09:50 PM

(Wicked Queen talking to mirror) Why can't you lie to me about my beauty to make me feel better?

DisneyDreams93 · 04-05-2008, 11:28 PM

ARIEL: "When i couldn't talk, why wasn't i smart enough to write down what i wanted to say?"

monkey4057 · 04-08-2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kileli

haha, that one really made me laugh!

Thanks. Here's another one.

Hamm: I love bacon.

TimmyII · 04-09-2008, 11:08 AM

Characters in the park: "Are you cool out there?" --characters, you know what I mean!

MagicKingdom1955 · 04-11-2008, 02:04 PM

Riku: Kairi? why dont you like me? im cool, I think Im cool, my Mom says Im cool! Hey your not even listening to me are you!

Kairi: Pardon me?

Sora: hey, what are you talking about?

Riku thinking: What am I supposed to tell him..!

Riku: Kairi is sooo not hot...(gets up and leaves)

Sora: um.. ok whatever...?

Magic1 · 04-12-2008, 12:21 AM

Prince Philip: Are you sure it's a curse? Maybe she just has apnea.
Aurora: <SNOOOOOOORRRRRRE>

.:Magic1:.

TimmyII · 04-12-2008, 02:15 PM

Prince Charming: "Oh wait, that's not who I thought it was. Well little ones, have a good day! Bye!"

Big Disney Fan · 04-12-2008, 03:51 PM

Here's one...

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! Where have you been?! You're in for the spanking of a lifetime, young man!

11-22-2007, 01:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,144 My Mood:	What Disney characters will never say I think I have an idea of how this game should be played, but let's try to keep things clean, if you know what I mean, capisce? You can think of anything you'd never expect Disney characters to say, but no usage of swears at any time. Anyway, I'll begin to show you a few examples... ALICE: I want nothing more than to follow the instructions of mad people. PETER PAN: (seeing Hook hanging from a cliff from his hook in Skull Rock) Well, well, a codfish on a hook. Or should I say, "Hook, line and sinker". CAPT. HOOK: I'll get you for that bad pun! Smee, blow him to Davy Jones' locker for that bad pun! RABBIT: (seeing Pooh being stuck in Rabbit's door; pushes Pooh) That's a bad addiction, Pooh. From now on, it's the South Beach Diet for you. POOH: But Rabbit, it's a curse, I tell you. But the honey is rather tasty. There you go; have fun! But no usage of foul language at any time. __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Disneyland TV show intro Last edited by Big Disney Fan; 11-22-2007 at 01:27 AM.

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Big Disney Fan Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,144 My Mood:	(Snow White's prince is about to revive her, but she doesn't move) PRINCE: Uh-oh. (Prince turns to the Seven Dwarfs and the animals) HAPPY: This can't be good. DWARFS: Egads! PRINCE: What? DOC: You're a-a-a-m-m-m. GRUMPY: Deadbeat. SLEEPY: (yawns) You're obsessed with dead girls. PRINCE: Say again? SNEEZY: He means, you're a... (starts to sneeze) a-a... (gets ready) it's... (sneezes) BASHFUL: (blushes) A necromantic. __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Disneyland TV show intro

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MagicKingdom1955 bobby the DisneyGeek Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mesa, AZ yo! Posts: 66 Images: 2 My Mood:	Riku: Kairi? why dont you like me? im cool, I think Im cool, my Mom says Im cool! Hey your not even listening to me are you! Kairi: Pardon me? Sora: hey, what are you talking about? Riku thinking: What am I supposed to tell him..! Riku: Kairi is sooo not hot...(gets up and leaves) Sora: um.. ok whatever...? __________________ If I could enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy every day... Times Been to DLR: 17 Times been to DL: 17 Times been to DCA: 12

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Big Disney Fan Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,144 My Mood:	Here's one... GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! Where have you been?! You're in for the spanking of a lifetime, young man! __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Disneyland TV show intro

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