What Disney characters will never say

Big Disney Fan · 11-22-2007, 01:25 AM

I think I have an idea of how this game should be played, but let's try to keep things clean, if you know what I mean, capisce? You can think of anything you'd never expect Disney characters to say, but no usage of swears at any time. Anyway, I'll begin to show you a few examples...

ALICE: I want nothing more than to follow the instructions of mad people.

PETER PAN: (seeing Hook hanging from a cliff from his hook in Skull Rock) Well, well, a codfish on a hook. Or should I say, "Hook, line and sinker".
CAPT. HOOK: I'll get you for that bad pun! Smee, blow him to Davy Jones' locker for that bad pun!

RABBIT: (seeing Pooh being stuck in Rabbit's door; pushes Pooh) That's a bad addiction, Pooh. From now on, it's the South Beach Diet for you.
POOH: But Rabbit, it's a curse, I tell you. But the honey is rather tasty.

There you go; have fun! But no usage of foul language at any time.

monkey4057 · 11-22-2007, 12:24 PM

GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY!

mermaid_hair · 11-23-2007, 02:08 PM

Cinderella: You know what? I lied. If you still keep on believing, the dream that you wish WON'T come true!

Big Disney Fan · 11-25-2007, 01:08 PM

(Snow White's prince is about to revive her, but she doesn't move)

PRINCE: Uh-oh.

(Prince turns to the Seven Dwarfs and the animals)

HAPPY: This can't be good.

DWARFS: Egads!

PRINCE: What?

DOC: You're a-a-a-m-m-m.

GRUMPY: Deadbeat.

SLEEPY: (yawns) You're obsessed with dead girls.

PRINCE: Say again?

SNEEZY: He means, you're a... (starts to sneeze) a-a... (gets ready) it's... (sneezes)

BASHFUL: (blushes) A necromantic.

MAGIC_KINDOM_FAN · 11-25-2007, 09:43 PM

amazing!!

MagicKingdom1955 · 04-05-2008, 08:27 AM

riku:Check out this awesome darkness suit!

sora:you know, not to be offensive but... it looks like a man dress

Kileli · 04-05-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkey4057

GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY!

haha, that one really made me laugh!

Executioner · 04-05-2008, 09:50 PM

(Wicked Queen talking to mirror) Why can't you lie to me about my beauty to make me feel better?

DisneyDreams93 · 04-05-2008, 11:28 PM

ARIEL: "When i couldn't talk, why wasn't i smart enough to write down what i wanted to say?"

monkey4057 · 04-08-2008, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kileli

haha, that one really made me laugh!

Thanks. Here's another one.

Hamm: I love bacon.

TimmyII · 04-09-2008, 11:08 AM

Characters in the park: "Are you cool out there?" --characters, you know what I mean!

MagicKingdom1955 · 04-11-2008, 02:04 PM

Riku: Kairi? why dont you like me? im cool, I think Im cool, my Mom says Im cool! Hey your not even listening to me are you!

Kairi: Pardon me?

Sora: hey, what are you talking about?

Riku thinking: What am I supposed to tell him..!

Riku: Kairi is sooo not hot...(gets up and leaves)

Sora: um.. ok whatever...?

Magic1 · 04-12-2008, 12:21 AM

Prince Philip: Are you sure it's a curse? Maybe she just has apnea.
Aurora: <SNOOOOOOORRRRRRE>

.:Magic1:.

TimmyII · 04-12-2008, 02:15 PM

Prince Charming: "Oh wait, that's not who I thought it was. Well little ones, have a good day! Bye!"

Big Disney Fan · 04-12-2008, 03:51 PM

Here's one...

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! Where have you been?! You're in for the spanking of a lifetime, young man!

11-22-2007, 01:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,920	What Disney characters will never say I think I have an idea of how this game should be played, but let's try to keep things clean, if you know what I mean, capisce? You can think of anything you'd never expect Disney characters to say, but no usage of swears at any time. Anyway, I'll begin to show you a few examples... ALICE: I want nothing more than to follow the instructions of mad people. PETER PAN: (seeing Hook hanging from a cliff from his hook in Skull Rock) Well, well, a codfish on a hook. Or should I say, "Hook, line and sinker". CAPT. HOOK: I'll get you for that bad pun! Smee, blow him to Davy Jones' locker for that bad pun! RABBIT: (seeing Pooh being stuck in Rabbit's door; pushes Pooh) That's a bad addiction, Pooh. From now on, it's the South Beach Diet for you. POOH: But Rabbit, it's a curse, I tell you. But the honey is rather tasty. There you go; have fun! But no usage of foul language at any time. __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Intro to the Disneyland TV show Last edited by Big Disney Fan; 11-22-2007 at 01:27 AM.
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monkey4057 Live from Yu Nork! People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cosmic Ray's Starlight Lounge Posts: 1,134	GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY! __________________ I'm not the other anything. I'm me.
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mermaid_hair Unofficial Mermaid Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mermaid Lagoon, Neverland Posts: 183 Images: 1	Cinderella: You know what? I lied. If you still keep on believing, the dream that you wish WON'T come true! __________________
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Big Disney Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,920	(Snow White's prince is about to revive her, but she doesn't move) PRINCE: Uh-oh. (Prince turns to the Seven Dwarfs and the animals) HAPPY: This can't be good. DWARFS: Egads! PRINCE: What? DOC: You're a-a-a-m-m-m. GRUMPY: Deadbeat. SLEEPY: (yawns) You're obsessed with dead girls. PRINCE: Say again? SNEEZY: He means, you're a... (starts to sneeze) a-a... (gets ready) it's... (sneezes) BASHFUL: (blushes) A necromantic. __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Intro to the Disneyland TV show
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MagicKingdom1955 bobby the DisneyGeek People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mesa, AZ yo! Posts: 117 Images: 2	riku:Check out this awesome darkness suit! sora:you know, not to be offensive but... it looks like a man dress __________________ If I could enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy every day... Times Been to DLR: 23 Times been to DL: 23 Times been to DCA: 18 Times ridden HM: around 65...? Last edited by MagicKingdom1955; 04-05-2008 at 08:29 AM.
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Executioner The name says it all People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Between this world and the next. Posts: 2,196 Images: 70	(Wicked Queen talking to mirror) Why can't you lie to me about my beauty to make me feel better? __________________ A Different Kind Of Company A Different Kind Of Executioner Last edited by Executioner; 04-05-2008 at 09:51 PM.
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DisneyDreams93 Registered Member People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 212	ARIEL: "When i couldn't talk, why wasn't i smart enough to write down what i wanted to say?" __________________ Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes My Countdown Counting down to: I'm going to Disneyland!
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TimmyII Fmr Disneyland Character People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Roseville, CA Posts: 1,250 Images: 5	Characters in the park: "Are you cool out there?" --characters, you know what I mean! __________________ TimmyII -- Former Disneyland Cast Member 1996-2001 Department 384 "Disneyland is not just another amusement park...Disneyland is a show!" - Walt Disney My Countdown Counting down to: My Birthday Trip to Disneyland (California this time!) 3 days 9 hours 20 minutes
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MagicKingdom1955 bobby the DisneyGeek People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mesa, AZ yo! Posts: 117 Images: 2	Riku: Kairi? why dont you like me? im cool, I think Im cool, my Mom says Im cool! Hey your not even listening to me are you! Kairi: Pardon me? Sora: hey, what are you talking about? Riku thinking: What am I supposed to tell him..! Riku: Kairi is sooo not hot...(gets up and leaves) Sora: um.. ok whatever...? __________________ If I could enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy every day... Times Been to DLR: 23 Times been to DL: 23 Times been to DCA: 18 Times ridden HM: around 65...?
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Magic1 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 623 Images: 5	Prince Philip: Are you sure it's a curse? Maybe she just has apnea. Aurora: <SNOOOOOOORRRRRRE> .:Magic1:.
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TimmyII Fmr Disneyland Character People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Roseville, CA Posts: 1,250 Images: 5	Prince Charming: "Oh wait, that's not who I thought it was. Well little ones, have a good day! Bye!" __________________ TimmyII -- Former Disneyland Cast Member 1996-2001 Department 384 "Disneyland is not just another amusement park...Disneyland is a show!" - Walt Disney My Countdown Counting down to: My Birthday Trip to Disneyland (California this time!) 3 days 9 hours 20 minutes
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Big Disney Fan People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,920	Here's one... GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! Where have you been?! You're in for the spanking of a lifetime, young man! __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Intro to the Disneyland TV show
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