Favorite Disney Movie Joke

Major Disney Freak · 05-06-2007, 08:38 AM

^LOL! PMM, you're so weird!

PeoplemoverMatt · 05-06-2007, 01:53 PM

^ You have no idea...

-- PMM

mrskellington · 05-06-2007, 08:50 PM

I like the Lilo and Stich one best. I love that part!!!!

stitchhead28 · 05-07-2007, 01:58 AM

Towards the end of Finding Nemo when Darla enters the dentist's office by slamming the door open and we see that retainer face smile of hers while the infamous Psycho theme plays. I couldn't stop laughing after that!

- Always look on the bright side of life. SB

Major Disney Freak · 05-07-2007, 12:38 PM

^DARLA! I like that joke too!

lpetiti · 05-07-2007, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectpixie1990

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Phoebus: Achilles, heel.

Cracks me up every time.

...and I can't believe no one has mentioned Genie yet, haha.

Well, this ought to make you happy then, perfectpixie1990:
(from the Aladdin stage show) "I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. I tried that for Brittney Spears, apparently the magic only lasts 55 hrs."
(from the Aladdin movie): Never fails, you get in the bath and there's a rub of the lamp"

perfectpixie1990 · 05-08-2007, 11:47 AM

Yay lpetiti!

Genie is amazing.

;]

Ezra · 05-08-2007, 01:57 PM

Dead Sea Tupperware

mrskellington · 05-08-2007, 03:15 PM

^ Huh? I don't get it....lol

norcal1219 · 05-08-2007, 04:36 PM

^Its in the begining of Aladdin. The guy who introduces you to the lamp (voiced by Robin Williams) makes a joke about what he is selling. Although, I don't get it either. lol

stitchhead28 · 05-08-2007, 07:53 PM

^ I think he's trying to make a reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls. It was a little obscure, but I still laughed.

- Always look on the bright side of life. SB

DisneyFreak07 · 05-09-2007, 01:17 PM

Everything Kronk says is hilarious lol
But i love when they take the ride down to the secret lab and he yells
"Yzma, Put your hands in the air!!"
i say that on every ride now! lol

and i also crack up on Pirates...

Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the ****ed and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.

doasdreamersdo · 06-12-2007, 01:11 AM

hahaha, I just came across this thread today, and it made me laugh cause I was quoteing The Emperor's New Groove at work earlier, with the lines...
Cow - "um...I've been turned into a cow...may I go home?"
Yzma - "yes you are excused, anyone else?"
Everyone else - "No, we're good" (something like that...they each say their own thing...)
hahahaha...this totally made my night!

F!kid · 06-13-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kileli

I can't quite remember this one, but it's close
"ick"
"WHAT!? you think after going through all this trouble, we would just let you go!?"
"ick"
(Pleakly)" Your letting him go!?"
"He is very pursuasive"

You are close:

Stitch: Hey, (speaks Alien language)!
Jumba: WHAT!!!! After all you put me through... you expect me to help you just like that; JUST LIKE THAT?!!!
Stitch: ih
Jumba: Fine
Pleakley: Fine?! You're doing what he says?
Jumba: Ah....he's very persuavive.

~

lpetiti · 06-21-2007, 10:17 PM

Okay, even though this is a DreamWorks movie and not Disney, this joke from Shrek 2 deserves recognition.

Shrek (when trying to contact Fairy Godmother): Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.

Donkey: Oh man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time a farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans, I ain't never got over that. Then there was the time that this dude went and had a party, then had all the guests try to pin tails on me. Then, they all got drunk and started beating me with a stick going, "Pinata! Pinata!", what is a pinata, anyway?

LOL, I think that is the best line in the movie.

05-06-2007, 08:38 AM	#31 (permalink)
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05-06-2007, 08:50 PM	#33 (permalink)
mrskellington band geek :] People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 895 Images: 1	I like the Lilo and Stich one best. I love that part!!!!
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05-07-2007, 01:58 AM	#34 (permalink)
stitchhead28 Resident Pop Culture Guy People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rancho Cucamonga (yup, it does exist) Posts: 289 Images: 6	Towards the end of Finding Nemo when Darla enters the dentist's office by slamming the door open and we see that retainer face smile of hers while the infamous Psycho theme plays. I couldn't stop laughing after that! - Always look on the bright side of life. SB __________________ Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Last edited by stitchhead28; 05-08-2007 at 08:18 PM.
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05-08-2007, 11:47 AM	#37 (permalink)
perfectpixie1990 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 451	Yay lpetiti! Genie is amazing. ;]
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mrskellington band geek :] People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 895 Images: 1	^ Huh? I don't get it....lol
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norcal1219 Registered Member People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Santa Monica, CA Posts: 166	^Its in the begining of Aladdin. The guy who introduces you to the lamp (voiced by Robin Williams) makes a joke about what he is selling. Although, I don't get it either. lol __________________
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stitchhead28 Resident Pop Culture Guy People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Rancho Cucamonga (yup, it does exist) Posts: 289 Images: 6	^ I think he's trying to make a reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls. It was a little obscure, but I still laughed. - Always look on the bright side of life. SB __________________ Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Last edited by stitchhead28; 05-08-2007 at 08:18 PM.
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05-09-2007, 01:17 PM	#42 (permalink)
DisneyFreak07 It's a Disney thing People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Antioch, CA Posts: 197	Everything Kronk says is hilarious lol But i love when they take the ride down to the secret lab and he yells "Yzma, Put your hands in the air!!" i say that on every ride now! lol and i also crack up on Pirates... Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the **ed and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? Murtogg: No. Mullroy: No. Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. __________________ Michael you will be more than missed. I miss you more and more each day, but you live on through the music you gave us. We love you My Countdown Counting down to:** Christmas! 34 days 0 hours 1 minutes Last edited by DisneyFreak07; 05-09-2007 at 01:29 PM.
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06-12-2007, 01:11 AM	#43 (permalink)
doasdreamersdo Always Dreaming... People who found this post helpful: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Washington Posts: 89 Images: 9	hahaha, I just came across this thread today, and it made me laugh cause I was quoteing The Emperor's New Groove at work earlier, with the lines... Cow - "um...I've been turned into a cow...may I go home?" Yzma - "yes you are excused, anyone else?" Everyone else - "No, we're good" (something like that...they each say their own thing...) hahahaha...this totally made my night! __________________ Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children. - Walt Disney V ST
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06-21-2007, 10:17 PM	#45 (permalink)
lpetiti People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: To far from home Posts: 449 Images: 2	Okay, even though this is a DreamWorks movie and not Disney, this joke from Shrek 2 deserves recognition. Shrek (when trying to contact Fairy Godmother): Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you. Donkey: Oh man, where do I begin? Well, first there was the time a farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans, I ain't never got over that. Then there was the time that this dude went and had a party, then had all the guests try to pin tails on me. Then, they all got drunk and started beating me with a stick going, "Pinata! Pinata!", what is a pinata, anyway? LOL, I think that is the best line in the movie. __________________ This message was brought to you by SAND! Yes, sand! It's everywhere, get used to it! "I don't want the public to see the world they live in while they're in the Park (Disneyland). I want to feel they're in another world." -Walt Disney
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