Favorite Disney Movie Joke

TopCat8 · 03-22-2007, 09:56 PM

^^ Yeah and with that you have to mention "You did what in a cup?!" That had me laughing out loud for so long.

mediartiste · 04-01-2007, 12:20 AM

And Kronk's theme song! Too bad there aren't words for that.

I love it when Thumper quotes his father's speech on eating greens:
"'Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.' I made that last part up myself."
:D

Kileli · 04-01-2007, 09:48 AM

Ok, I have alot of them that I like:

" He has his own theme music!?"-Kuzco

"Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw" Lilo

I can't quite remember this one, but it's close
"ick"
"WHAT!? you think after going through all this trouble, we would just let you go!?"
"ick"
(Pleakly)" Your letting him go!?"
"He is very pursuasive"

adrianne · 04-01-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mediartiste

I love it when Thumper quotes his father's speech on eating greens:
"'Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.' I made that last part up myself."
:D

HOORAY FOR THUMPER!!!

Disneynovice · 04-02-2007, 01:36 AM

^ Just reading that makes me think of ice cream (and all kinds of things that are "bad for me", but are SSOOOOOOOO yummy!!)LOL

lpetiti · 04-02-2007, 01:50 PM

From Hercules:

(Meg sees Pain and Panic disgusied as a bunny and a gofer)

Meg: Awwww, how cute. A couple of rodents looking for a theme park.

dctrdez · 04-02-2007, 03:53 PM

Who are you calling a rodent sister--I am a BUNNY!
*snort snort* And I'm his gopher!

Hades: You were supposed to persuade the river-god to join my cause and now you've left me sort-of river-god...less....

DESTROY HERCULES!!!!
Uh, guys......Olympus...would be that way.

Not you, we named the monkey Jack.

We're sorry....about that...mate....he's usually....a really....nice...guy!

Lightning McQueen!
*silence, with crickets*
Mack, in distant background: Free Bird!
My brother and I were the only ones cracking up in the theater.

lpetiti · 04-03-2007, 01:55 PM

From the Emporer's New Groove, when Kuzco is introducing Yzma:

"Living proof that dinosaurs one roamed the earth"

dctrdez · 04-04-2007, 02:32 AM

Finding Nemo:

Tank Gang: C'mon Peach!

Peach: That was the shortest red light I've ever seen!

Tank Gang: Alright! Yeah!

.......now what........

Stephen · 04-06-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dctrdez

Finding Nemo:

Tank Gang: C'mon Peach!

Peach: That was the shortest red light I've ever seen!

Tank Gang: Alright! Yeah!

.......now what........

I think they should have scared the puffer fish, would have popped the bag,

perfectpixie1990 · 05-05-2007, 05:11 PM

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Phoebus: Achilles, heel.

Cracks me up every time.

...and I can't believe no one has mentioned Genie yet, haha.

Major Disney Freak · 05-05-2007, 05:53 PM

The Lion King
Simba: Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.

I don't know why, but I think that's still funny after watching the movie a million times.

Kileli · 05-05-2007, 06:41 PM

"Lilo, why are you late?"
"It's sandwhich day!"
"what?"
*deep sigh*"every thursday I give pudge the fish a peanutbutter sandwhich, but we were out of peanutbutter, so I ask my sister what to give him instead and she said tuna! Do you know what tuna is?"
"fish...?"
"IT'S FISH!!!! If I gave pude tuna, I would be an abomination! I'm late cause I had to go to the store and buy peanutbutter cause all we have is, is, is stinkin' tuna!!!"
"Lilo, why is this so important to you?"
"pudge controls the waether. "

mhendrix · 05-05-2007, 08:26 PM

I really liked the recent on-going gag in Meet The Robinson's and the Tom Selleck references.

Very funny.

PeoplemoverMatt · 05-06-2007, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major Disney Freak

The Lion King
Simba: Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.

I don't know why, but I think that's still funny after watching the movie a million times.

And acting it out a million times in the Animation Bldg...

-- PMM

03-22-2007, 09:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
TopCat8 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 805 Images: 17	^^ Yeah and with that you have to mention "You did what in a cup?!" That had me laughing out loud for so long. __________________ Disneyland has incredibly delicious churros. Yum yum yum.
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mediartiste Disneyland or Bust People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bur-r-r Bank Posts: 43 Images: 2	And Kronk's theme song! Too bad there aren't words for that. I love it when Thumper quotes his father's speech on eating greens: "'Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.' I made that last part up myself." :D __________________ "Reaching out to a better Tomorrow" > 4 8 15 16 23 42 Last edited by mediartiste; 04-01-2007 at 11:10 AM.
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04-01-2007, 09:48 AM	#18 (permalink)
Kileli Registered Member People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Camarillo, CA Posts: 4,424 Images: 6	Ok, I have alot of them that I like: " He has his own theme music!?"-Kuzco "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw" Lilo I can't quite remember this one, but it's close "ick" "WHAT!? you think after going through all this trouble, we would just let you go!?" "ick" (Pleakly)" Your letting him go!?" "He is very pursuasive" __________________ My Countdown Counting down to: Next DL trip At Disneyland, Be back later
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Disneynovice People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Port Orchard Posts: 297	^ Just reading that makes me think of ice cream (and all kinds of things that are "bad for me", but are SSOOOOOOOO yummy!!)LOL __________________ "I will dream. I will test my dreams against my beliefs, and I will dare to take the risk, and then do the work to make my dreams come true. Risk nothing, gain nothing". (me) "In order to make good in your chosen task, it's important to have someone you want to do it for. The greatest moments in life are not concerned with selfish achievements but rather with the things we do for the people we love and esteem, and whose respect we need" Walter Elias Disney ""Love is that condition in which the happiness of another, is essential to your own." Robert Heinlien
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lpetiti People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: To far from home Posts: 449 Images: 2	From Hercules: (Meg sees Pain and Panic disgusied as a bunny and a gofer) Meg: Awwww, how cute. A couple of rodents looking for a theme park. __________________ This message was brought to you by SAND! Yes, sand! It's everywhere, get used to it! "I don't want the public to see the world they live in while they're in the Park (Disneyland). I want to feel they're in another world." -Walt Disney
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dctrdez People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Club 33, Trophy Room Posts: 206	Who are you calling a rodent sister--I am a BUNNY! snort snort And I'm his gopher! Hades: You were supposed to persuade the river-god to join my cause and now you've left me sort-of river-god...less.... DESTROY HERCULES!!!! Uh, guys......Olympus...would be that way. Not you, we named the monkey Jack. We're sorry....about that...mate....he's usually....a really....nice...guy! Lightning McQueen! silence, with crickets Mack, in distant background: Free Bird! My brother and I were the only ones cracking up in the theater. __________________ Call me Doc... Official Armchair Imagineer FIGHT ON USC!!! The secret to Disneyland's magic (a la Ray Bradbury): Doing everything you think you don't need, and realizing that you needed it all along. All I want you to think about is when people walk through or have access to anything you design, I want them, when they leave, to have smiles on their faces. Just remember that. It's all I ask of you as a designer. -Walt Disney No, I'm actually not a member of Club 33...yet...someday!
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04-03-2007, 01:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
lpetiti People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: To far from home Posts: 449 Images: 2	From the Emporer's New Groove, when Kuzco is introducing Yzma: "Living proof that dinosaurs one roamed the earth" __________________ This message was brought to you by SAND! Yes, sand! It's everywhere, get used to it! "I don't want the public to see the world they live in while they're in the Park (Disneyland). I want to feel they're in another world." -Walt Disney
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04-04-2007, 02:32 AM	#24 (permalink)
dctrdez People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Club 33, Trophy Room Posts: 206	Finding Nemo: Tank Gang: C'mon Peach! Peach: That was the shortest red light I've ever seen! Tank Gang: Alright! Yeah! .......now what........ __________________ Call me Doc... Official Armchair Imagineer FIGHT ON USC!!! The secret to Disneyland's magic (a la Ray Bradbury): Doing everything you think you don't need, and realizing that you needed it all along. All I want you to think about is when people walk through or have access to anything you design, I want them, when they leave, to have smiles on their faces. Just remember that. It's all I ask of you as a designer. -Walt Disney No, I'm actually not a member of Club 33...yet...someday!
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perfectpixie1990 People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 451	The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Phoebus: Achilles, heel. Cracks me up every time. ...and I can't believe no one has mentioned Genie yet, haha.
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Major Disney Freak Sweet and innocent, NOT! People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I love New York! Posts: 1,203	The Lion King Simba: Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what'll that make you? Scar: A monkey's uncle. I don't know why, but I think that's still funny after watching the movie a million times. __________________ Main Street Electrical Parade rox my sox! Twitter page: http://twitter.com/UmbreonFreak
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05-05-2007, 06:41 PM	#28 (permalink)
Kileli Registered Member People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Camarillo, CA Posts: 4,424 Images: 6	"Lilo, why are you late?" "It's sandwhich day!" "what?" deep sigh"every thursday I give pudge the fish a peanutbutter sandwhich, but we were out of peanutbutter, so I ask my sister what to give him instead and she said tuna! Do you know what tuna is?" "fish...?" "IT'S FISH!!!! If I gave pude tuna, I would be an abomination! I'm late cause I had to go to the store and buy peanutbutter cause all we have is, is, is stinkin' tuna!!!" "Lilo, why is this so important to you?" "pudge controls the waether. " __________________ My Countdown Counting down to: Next DL trip At Disneyland, Be back later
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