Favorite Disney Movie Joke

Stephen · 09-18-2005, 12:45 PM

What's your favorite joke in any Disney movie? I personally like in Toy Story 2 when the imposter Buzz Lightyear say to Ham, "Well, Slotted Pig..."

made me squirt liquid out of my nose.

pixiedreams4ever · 09-18-2005, 02:17 PM

When scar asks zazu to sing a song and he starts with it's a small world, and scar says no no anything but that song.

SilentMickey · 09-18-2005, 03:46 PM

I like when P.T. Flea says "Your a Walking stick, ITS FUNNY!" in a bugs life.
An "what do ya want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" compliments of Timon

Space Rangerlvl999 · 09-18-2005, 04:39 PM

I love in Toy story 2 when they meet the sock'em rock'em robots.
Red:go take a left and uh...
Blue:Hey, HE WAS TALKING TO ME!
Red:NO! He was talking to me!
And then they started fighting and the blues head flew up!

Masquerade · 09-18-2005, 10:32 PM

There was this hilarious pun in a Disney Channel movie I watched a long time ago. I don't remember what the movie was, and I don't remember how the pun went. I just remember laughing for like ten minutes... or four or something.
I guess this is kind of useless, then.

"No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight - you on a DIET!" - Finding Nemo

Stephen · 09-19-2005, 12:57 AM

grr nemo!

ooh! I made up a pun! a nemo pun...

The only way they can put nemo in Tomorrowland and keep it "Tomorrow" is by making a remake of an older Disneyland attraction called "Captian nEmO"

captian nEmO, captian EO.

Stephen · 09-19-2005, 12:58 AM

Peoplemover Matt rates that a class 1 pun!

anyways, one quick change to my sig and it's off to bed!
(don't worry, I'm not getting rid of my dancing milk!)

PeoplemoverMatt · 09-19-2005, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen

Peoplemover Matt rates that a class 1 pun!

No, PeoplemoverMatt doesn't consider that a pun at all, because, it's not really a pun...

-- Peoplemover "*Captain EO & the land of the Consonants* <-- that's a pun

" Matt

Stephen · 09-19-2005, 01:26 AM

Yes you said somthing about a *somthing* 1 pun! remember? that time?...

that_L_do_pig · 09-19-2005, 07:10 AM

The whole 'Kuzco's poison' bit on Emperor's New Groove.

Masquerade · 09-19-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen

grr nemo!

ooh! I made up a pun! a nemo pun...

The only way they can put nemo in Tomorrowland and keep it "Tomorrow" is by making a remake of an older Disneyland attraction called "Captian nEmO"

captian nEmO, captian EO.

Ooooh. At first I thought that was Captain Emo. I thought that would be a bit weird.

that_L_do_pig · 09-19-2005, 06:31 PM

Yzma: So, is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
Yzma: Not the dinner. The "you know."
Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
Kronk: Got you covered.
Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120917/quotes

Mikokat · 03-22-2007, 05:52 PM

In Beauty adn the Beast where the Beast asks what to get Belle. Cogsworth replies:

"Well, there's the usual, flowers, chocolates, promises that you don't intend to keep."

phd516 · 03-22-2007, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by that_L_do_pig

Yzma: So, is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
Yzma: Not the dinner. The "you know."
Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
Kronk: Got you covered.
Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120917/quotes

Ah! I loved that scene so much!

kairamoon · 03-22-2007, 07:16 PM

I'm in hillbilly hell!

09-18-2005, 12:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stephen Official weirdo People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 136 Images: 10	Favorite Disney Movie Joke What's your favorite joke in any Disney movie? I personally like in Toy Story 2 when the imposter Buzz Lightyear say to Ham, "Well, Slotted Pig..." made me squirt liquid out of my nose. __________________ Dancing milk is back! Yeah!
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pixiedreams4ever People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Francisco Posts: 50	Lion King When scar asks zazu to sing a song and he starts with it's a small world, and scar says no no anything but that song.
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SilentMickey People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Moreno Valley, CA Posts: 281 Images: 4	I like when P.T. Flea says "Your a Walking stick, ITS FUNNY!" in a bugs life. An "what do ya want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" compliments of Timon __________________ --SilentMickey Join The one Campaign. make poverty history. Help New Orleans Musicians bring back the music at Musicrising.org In the Eugene or Portland area of Oregon. Like good music? Check out SILAS
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Space Rangerlvl999 Da Man People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 337 Images: 3	I love in Toy story 2 when they meet the sock'em rock'em robots. Red:go take a left and uh... Blue:Hey, HE WAS TALKING TO ME! Red:NO! He was talking to me! And then they started fighting and the blues head flew up! __________________ "This is not the thread were looking for."
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Masquerade Nocturne in Black & Gold People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 222	There was this hilarious pun in a Disney Channel movie I watched a long time ago. I don't remember what the movie was, and I don't remember how the pun went. I just remember laughing for like ten minutes... or four or something. I guess this is kind of useless, then. "No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight - you on a DIET!" - Finding Nemo
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09-19-2005, 12:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Stephen Official weirdo People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 136 Images: 10	grr nemo! ooh! I made up a pun! a nemo pun... The only way they can put nemo in Tomorrowland and keep it "Tomorrow" is by making a remake of an older Disneyland attraction called "Captian nEmO" captian nEmO, captian EO. __________________ Dancing milk is back! Yeah!
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Stephen Official weirdo People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 136 Images: 10	Peoplemover Matt rates that a class 1 pun! anyways, one quick change to my sig and it's off to bed! (don't worry, I'm not getting rid of my dancing milk!) __________________ Dancing milk is back! Yeah!
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09-19-2005, 07:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
that_L_do_pig People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 39	The whole 'Kuzco's poison' bit on Emperor's New Groove.
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09-19-2005, 06:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
that_L_do_pig People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 39	Yzma: So, is everything ready for tonight? Kronk: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that. Yzma: Not the dinner. The "you know." Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison? Yzma: Yes! That poison. Kronk: Got you covered. Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert. Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious. from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120917/quotes
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Mikokat People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Alameda, CA Posts: 243	In Beauty adn the Beast where the Beast asks what to get Belle. Cogsworth replies: "Well, there's the usual, flowers, chocolates, promises that you don't intend to keep." __________________ Next Disneyland Trip: ?????????? "I could never convince the financers that Disneyland was feasible, because dreams offer too little collateral." - Walt Disney
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kairamoon People who found this post helpful: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Orlando Posts: 1,686 Images: 39	I'm in hillbilly hell! __________________
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