What Disney characters will never say

[Big Disney Fan]

I think I have an idea of how this game should be played, but let's try to keep things clean, if you know what I mean, capisce? You can think of anything you'd never expect Disney characters to say, but no usage of swears at any time. Anyway, I'll begin to show you a few examples...

ALICE: I want nothing more than to follow the instructions of mad people.

PETER PAN: (seeing Hook hanging from a cliff from his hook in Skull Rock) Well, well, a codfish on a hook. Or should I say, "Hook, line and sinker".
CAPT. HOOK: I'll get you for that bad pun! Smee, blow him to Davy Jones' locker for that bad pun!

RABBIT: (seeing Pooh being stuck in Rabbit's door; pushes Pooh) That's a bad addiction, Pooh. From now on, it's the South Beach Diet for you.
POOH: But Rabbit, it's a curse, I tell you. But the honey is rather tasty.

There you go; have fun! But no usage of foul language at any time.

[monkey4057]

GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY!

[mermaid_hair]

Cinderella: You know what? I lied. If you still keep on believing, the dream that you wish WON'T come true!

[Big Disney Fan]

(Snow White's prince is about to revive her, but she doesn't move)

PRINCE: Uh-oh.

(Prince turns to the Seven Dwarfs and the animals)

HAPPY: This can't be good.

DWARFS: Egads!

PRINCE: What?

DOC: You're a-a-a-m-m-m.

GRUMPY: Deadbeat.

SLEEPY: (yawns) You're obsessed with dead girls.

PRINCE: Say again?

SNEEZY: He means, you're a... (starts to sneeze) a-a... (gets ready) it's... (sneezes)

BASHFUL: (blushes) A necromantic.

[MAGIC_KINDOM_FAN]

amazing!!

[MagicKingdom1955]

riku:Check out this awesome darkness suit!

sora:you know, not to be offensive but... it looks like a man dress

[Kileli]

GASTON: (having a tantrum) BUT I WANT THAT PONY!

haha, that one really made me laugh!

[Executioner]

(Wicked Queen talking to mirror) Why can't you lie to me about my beauty to make me feel better?

[DisneyDreams93]

ARIEL: "When i couldn't talk, why wasn't i smart enough to write down what i wanted to say?"

[monkey4057]

haha, that one really made me laugh!

Thanks. Here's another one.

Hamm: I love bacon.

[TimmyII]

Characters in the park: "Are you cool out there?" --characters, you know what I mean!

[MagicKingdom1955]

Riku: Kairi? why dont you like me? im cool, I think Im cool, my Mom says Im cool! Hey your not even listening to me are you!

Kairi: Pardon me?

Sora: hey, what are you talking about?

Riku thinking: What am I supposed to tell him..!

Riku: Kairi is sooo not hot...(gets up and leaves)

Sora: um.. ok whatever...?

[Magic1]

Prince Philip: Are you sure it's a curse? Maybe she just has apnea.
Aurora: <SNOOOOOOORRRRRRE>

.:Magic1:.

[TimmyII]

Prince Charming: "Oh wait, that's not who I thought it was. Well little ones, have a good day! Bye!"

[Big Disney Fan]

Here's one...

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! Where have you been?! You're in for the spanking of a lifetime, young man!

[Magic1]

(cat singing): "Abraham de Lacey Giuseppe Casey... ah, who are we kidding. My name is Mr. Fluffykins and I'm lactose intolerant."

[stitchhead28]

Ursula: See if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acrooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I ... drink ... your .... MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

Ariel: Don't bully me ursula!

(Ursula grabs Ariel and hurls her across the room)

Ursula: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you Ariel? I am the third revelation you sniveling mermaid! I am the third revelation!

[emman]

PETER PAN (had a harsh fight with tink): You know what? I dont believe in you anymore!!

[Magic1]

(I should've posted this on the 15th, but...)

Prince John (to the citizens of Nottingham): "Read my lips..."

.:Magic1:.

[Big Disney Fan]

Here's one that is based on a poem by Shel Silverstein, but which should fit this section like a glove (the quoting is done differently, since this is poetry, as I said):

SNOW WHITE QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

MAGIC MIRROR:
Snow White, Snow White, Snow White --
I've told you a million times tonight.

QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall,
What would happen if I let you fall?
You'd shatter to bits with a clang and a crash,
Your glass would be splintered - swept out with the trash,
Your frame would be bent, lying here on the floor --

MIRROR:
Hey, go ahead, ask me just once more.

QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest one of all?

MIRROR:
You - you - It's true,
The fairest of all is you - you - you.
(Whew!)

[WDITrent]

Robin Hood: You tyrant! Give me your money!
Prince John: No!
Robin Hood: Okay.

[mermaid_hair]

Mickey Mouse: Man, I could go for a smoke right about now.

:icon_twis Yes, I'm evil.

[monkey4057]

Baloo: Have fun with your kitty friend, Mowgli

[tropicskenzie]

All the Princesses: "Why is Mickey still everyones' favorite?"

[Imjustpeachy]

PETER PAN (had a harsh fight with tink): You know what? I dont believe in you anymore!!

Hahahaha, this one made me really laugh out loud at work :biggrin:

[James N.]

The Prince (to Maleficent Dragon): YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHA---

I will not finish that for fear of being banned :p

Hook (To the Croc): SMILE YOU SON OF A--- BOOOOOMMM!!!

[Big Disney Fan]

JIMINY CRICKET: (to Pinocchio) Eh, go ahead, do whatever you want. I don't care.

[monkey4057]

Brer Fox: I guess I'll have to skin ya!

Brer Rabbit: Sure, go ahead, Brer Fox, but don't fling me in that briar patch!

Brer Fox: Y'know, Brer Rabbit, I'm in a generous mood today, so I'll just make you watch 27 episodes of Frasier.

Brer Rabbit: Er, know what? In that case, I'd rather be skinned.

[MagicKingdom1955]

MickeyMouse:Stupid clown shoes! Big wierd gloves!! I must be a butterfly!!!