disneyfanatic593
03-13-2007, 09:36 PM
I really don't like the Gadget's Go-Coaster, Donald's Boat,and Goofy's Bounce House so I think they should tear them down and add a new ride called Toon Town Tower.You would enter the charming little building. On a busy day, the wait would maybe be about 65 minutes. Anyway, the building looks like a twisted, slightly bended tower. By the looks of it, most kids under 7 would not like to take part in this adventure. You could hear screams from the guest riding above you. One of the cast-members escorts you into the queue. It's an indoor queue and as you walk further, you could see a rather large telivisions screen. You hear a hoarse laugh and Pete appears with a cigar in his mouth.
" Well it's about time! What are my new employees doing all the way on the bottom floor of The Toon Town Tower Co. building? Get yourselves to the front desk pronto! Every toon in Toon Town is up there now! Don't be late for the convention! Don't worry kiddies, my personal assistant Goofy will get you there. Hope he doesn't mess up like last time and the time before! You will board your Toon-Cart in a minute. I warn you though, mess up my convention and I'll have my little friend Mongo take care of you! Oh Mongo!"
The ground shakes a little and a large ape in a tight shirt comes into the screen. He grunts and scratches his enormous head.
Pete laughs and says,
" You'll get to that convention if you know what's good for you. I'll expect you here in about 8 minutes."
We enter through another door and wait for a couple of minutes. After taking a left, we finally see our transport veichle. It looks like a roller-coaster cart but it is decorated in toon-like colors. The insignia on the toon-cart says " Toon Town Tower Co," on it. Each individual cart comes with it's own telivision screen( similar to Monsters Inc.). Once we are strapped on tight, the large doors open and we are sent up a steep slope. We look to our telivisions screen to see a laughing Goofy.
" Well hey there folks. This is your escort Goofy here. As you can see we are now making our way up the employee stair case. Don't worry, this toon-cart is designed to cover any terrain. Even snow. Well, not really. We should be at the top floor in just a short while."
He laughs his wierd laugh and the screen turns off. We finally arive at the top of the staircase. There are hundreds of signs pointing you to many directions. We narrowly dodge another cart coming at us and go up an even higher stair-case. Suddenlt, we hear a siren go on. After that, a voice screams,
" WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! You are now headed into an unclassified zone. Beware or you will crash your cart straight into our building's glass window."
Mostly everyone screams and we crash into what seems to be a glass window. Our cart crashes through and we head down a medium-sized drop.
We hear Goofy chuckle and we then enter a dark under-ground basement. There are creepy sounds going on around the basement. Goofy comes back into the telivisions screen.
" Hey everybody, are guys okay? Looks like we crashed right into the building's basement. Pete id not going to be happy. Gawrsh. It's creepy down here. Let's get back on course."
Another door opens and we head up an even larger hill. To our left we could see chip and dale carrying a large box up the hill. Even further up ahead we could see a bright light. Once at the top of the hill, we see a sign indicating the way to the top floor. Our cart takes a sharp left and we careen through complete darkness. Our cart goes upward one last time. This time, its not a large hill. Once at the top, we enter what seems to be Pete's office. There we see an animatronic Pete scream with rage.
" GET OUTTA MY OFFICE YOU CRAZY TOONS!!!"
The animatronic raises his hands in fury. We take a right this time and we hear a P.A announce something important.
" Attention emploees, you have thirty seconds to get to the convention."
Goofy screams in horror and we accelerate. Our cart speeds by other angry toon employees who yell at us telling us to watch out. After knocking past about ten toons, we arrive at the top floor. There we are greeted by animartonic figures of Mickey, Donald, Daisy, and Goofy. They wave at us happily and cry " You made it! You made it!". The rest of the toons cheer but Pete doesn't look happy.
"You crazy toons are .2 seconds late. It's down to the garbage chute for you clowns."
This is definitely not over yet. Our toon-cart heads down a narrow hall. As you go by, you can see many offices with classic disney character's names on the doors. Another door opens and our cart falls down into the final drop. The camera takes a picture of the guests and we land safely in Mickey's office.
" Hiya folks. Sorry about Pete. He's always in a bad mood. Congrats, you have been promoted. Apparently you were .2 seconde early, not late. See you later."
The animatronic mickey waves at us and we see a sign that says " The Best in the buisness. Toon Town Tower Co. Where we help keep Toon Town running. For more info call 555-55-555-5555-5555. Thank you."
We come back into the familiar queue feeling rather dizzy. We step off of the cart and exit out the Toon Town Co. back door.
" Well it's about time! What are my new employees doing all the way on the bottom floor of The Toon Town Tower Co. building? Get yourselves to the front desk pronto! Every toon in Toon Town is up there now! Don't be late for the convention! Don't worry kiddies, my personal assistant Goofy will get you there. Hope he doesn't mess up like last time and the time before! You will board your Toon-Cart in a minute. I warn you though, mess up my convention and I'll have my little friend Mongo take care of you! Oh Mongo!"
The ground shakes a little and a large ape in a tight shirt comes into the screen. He grunts and scratches his enormous head.
Pete laughs and says,
" You'll get to that convention if you know what's good for you. I'll expect you here in about 8 minutes."
We enter through another door and wait for a couple of minutes. After taking a left, we finally see our transport veichle. It looks like a roller-coaster cart but it is decorated in toon-like colors. The insignia on the toon-cart says " Toon Town Tower Co," on it. Each individual cart comes with it's own telivision screen( similar to Monsters Inc.). Once we are strapped on tight, the large doors open and we are sent up a steep slope. We look to our telivisions screen to see a laughing Goofy.
" Well hey there folks. This is your escort Goofy here. As you can see we are now making our way up the employee stair case. Don't worry, this toon-cart is designed to cover any terrain. Even snow. Well, not really. We should be at the top floor in just a short while."
He laughs his wierd laugh and the screen turns off. We finally arive at the top of the staircase. There are hundreds of signs pointing you to many directions. We narrowly dodge another cart coming at us and go up an even higher stair-case. Suddenlt, we hear a siren go on. After that, a voice screams,
" WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! You are now headed into an unclassified zone. Beware or you will crash your cart straight into our building's glass window."
Mostly everyone screams and we crash into what seems to be a glass window. Our cart crashes through and we head down a medium-sized drop.
We hear Goofy chuckle and we then enter a dark under-ground basement. There are creepy sounds going on around the basement. Goofy comes back into the telivisions screen.
" Hey everybody, are guys okay? Looks like we crashed right into the building's basement. Pete id not going to be happy. Gawrsh. It's creepy down here. Let's get back on course."
Another door opens and we head up an even larger hill. To our left we could see chip and dale carrying a large box up the hill. Even further up ahead we could see a bright light. Once at the top of the hill, we see a sign indicating the way to the top floor. Our cart takes a sharp left and we careen through complete darkness. Our cart goes upward one last time. This time, its not a large hill. Once at the top, we enter what seems to be Pete's office. There we see an animatronic Pete scream with rage.
" GET OUTTA MY OFFICE YOU CRAZY TOONS!!!"
The animatronic raises his hands in fury. We take a right this time and we hear a P.A announce something important.
" Attention emploees, you have thirty seconds to get to the convention."
Goofy screams in horror and we accelerate. Our cart speeds by other angry toon employees who yell at us telling us to watch out. After knocking past about ten toons, we arrive at the top floor. There we are greeted by animartonic figures of Mickey, Donald, Daisy, and Goofy. They wave at us happily and cry " You made it! You made it!". The rest of the toons cheer but Pete doesn't look happy.
"You crazy toons are .2 seconds late. It's down to the garbage chute for you clowns."
This is definitely not over yet. Our toon-cart heads down a narrow hall. As you go by, you can see many offices with classic disney character's names on the doors. Another door opens and our cart falls down into the final drop. The camera takes a picture of the guests and we land safely in Mickey's office.
" Hiya folks. Sorry about Pete. He's always in a bad mood. Congrats, you have been promoted. Apparently you were .2 seconde early, not late. See you later."
The animatronic mickey waves at us and we see a sign that says " The Best in the buisness. Toon Town Tower Co. Where we help keep Toon Town running. For more info call 555-55-555-5555-5555. Thank you."
We come back into the familiar queue feeling rather dizzy. We step off of the cart and exit out the Toon Town Co. back door.