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Big Disney Fan · 11-28-2007, 09:47 PM

On my sister's website, after she mentions the truths I mentioned earlier in this thread here (post #18), she mentions a bunch of phrases the Cast Members would probably say (these are mentioned in bold) and what they really really mean by said phrases (not bolded):

I'm sorry, we don't serve those here.
Can't you read the menu?!

Sure, I can give you directions.
Why don't you have a guidemap?!

Thank you, have a nice day!
Let's keep the line moving, people!

Yes, we can have them make that special.
Why do you have to make this more complicated than it should be?

We'll tell someone right away that they're out of straws.
That's not my job right now.

Don't worry, I can replace that for you for free.
I don't care. Doesn't come out of my paycheck!

The iced tea is unsweetened, is that alright?
Don't comeback here complaining and make me replace your drink.

We'll get more turkey legs/hot dogs/beer in about 15 minutes.
How should I know when we are getting more?

The park closes at...
The park isn't closing soon enough!

Yes, we've been really busy today.
So many people, so little time! I want to commit suicide!

We don't accept tips.
I'd be happy to relieve you of any extra funds.

I know, it's expensive...
What did you expect?! This is Walt Disney World!!!

Do you want to go to Pleasure Island tonight?
There's absolutely nothing better to do than get buzzed.

I like that ride/park...
I like that ride/park because I don't work there.

Having fun?
I'm not having fun.

I'm sorry, only one beer per ID.
This is not my lame policy.

I think you can buy those over there.
Maybe you can buy those over there, I don't know!

The show starts at 7:00.
Can't you go read the sign over there for yourself?!

It hasn't been very busy today.
Today has been incredibly boring!

I'm working on it.
Someone else may or may not be working on it.

I'm sorry, we're not open yet.
You're not allowed to bug me until the time on that sign.

I'm sorry, we're closed.
HA-HA! I don't have to deal with you!
or...
Go back to your hotel already!!

Can I take your picture?
Give me something to break up the monotony of this stupid job!

Yes, I work here.
No, I don't work here. In my spare time, I like to dress up in this horrible getup and clean off tables I didn't mess up.

Hold on, I'll get someone over here who speaks Spanish.
Learn to speak English before you get to this country!

11-28-2007, 09:47 PM	#27 (permalink)
Big Disney Fan Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,171 My Mood:	On my sister's website, after she mentions the truths I mentioned earlier in this thread here (post #18), she mentions a bunch of phrases the Cast Members would probably say (these are mentioned in bold) and what they really really mean by said phrases (not bolded): I'm sorry, we don't serve those here. Can't you read the menu?! Sure, I can give you directions. Why don't you have a guidemap?! Thank you, have a nice day! Let's keep the line moving, people! Yes, we can have them make that special. Why do you have to make this more complicated than it should be? We'll tell someone right away that they're out of straws. That's not my job right now. Don't worry, I can replace that for you for free. I don't care. Doesn't come out of my paycheck! The iced tea is unsweetened, is that alright? Don't comeback here complaining and make me replace your drink. We'll get more turkey legs/hot dogs/beer in about 15 minutes. How should I know when we are getting more? The park closes at... The park isn't closing soon enough! Yes, we've been really busy today. So many people, so little time! I want to commit suicide! We don't accept tips. I'd be happy to relieve you of any extra funds. I know, it's expensive... What did you expect?! This is Walt Disney World!!! Do you want to go to Pleasure Island tonight? There's absolutely nothing better to do than get buzzed. I like that ride/park... I like that ride/park because I don't work there. Having fun? I'm not having fun. I'm sorry, only one beer per ID. This is not my lame policy. I think you can buy those over there. Maybe you can buy those over there, I don't know! The show starts at 7:00. Can't you go read the sign over there for yourself?! It hasn't been very busy today. Today has been incredibly boring! I'm working on it. Someone else may or may not be working on it. I'm sorry, we're not open yet. You're not allowed to bug me until the time on that sign. I'm sorry, we're closed. HA-HA! I don't have to deal with you! or... Go back to your hotel already!! Can I take your picture? Give me something to break up the monotony of this stupid job! Yes, I work here. No, I don't work here. In my spare time, I like to dress up in this horrible getup and clean off tables I didn't mess up. Hold on, I'll get someone over here who speaks Spanish. Learn to speak English before you get to this country! __________________ "Walt Disney's . Each week, as you enter this timeless land, one of these many worlds will open to you: Frontierland, tall tales and true from the legendary past; Tomorrowland, promise of things to come; Adventureland, the wonder world of nature's own realm; Fantasyland, the happiest kingdom of them all." - Disneyland TV show intro Last edited by Big Disney Fan; 11-28-2007 at 09:50 PM..