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Here is the next sin...
#3: GREED
To paraphrase Gordon Gekko, "greed is good", especially for these would-be treasure hunters, who seek their fortunes in gold and jewels and... dead animals?
LONG JOHN SILVER - FILMS: "Treasure Island" (1950)/"Treasure Planet" (2002)
- ACTOR/VOICE ACTOR: Robert Newton/Brian Murray
- SUPERVISING ANIMATOR: Glen Keane
- DVD: Both available separately
- In both Disney versions of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic swashbuckling tale, the character of Silver is depicted as a contradiction: on the one hand, he's leading a mutinous plot to take over the ship; on the other, he becomes a father figure of sorts for young Jim Hawkins. But is their relationship just a ruse for Silver to get closer to the treasure map? Or will his true feelings for the boy overcome his true nature?
- OCCUPATION(S): Cook
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: His fellow mutineers
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Mutiny, piracy, kidnapping, arson, theft, breaking and entering
- QUOTE: (from "Treasure Island") "Fortune sits on the shoulder of him what schemes."
(from "Treasure Planet") "That treasure is owed to me, by t'under!"
- FINAL VERDICT: With the help of Jim, Silver manages to escape in a lifeboat.
EDGAR - FILM: "The Aristocats" (1970)
- VOICE ACTOR: Roddy Maude-Roxby
- ANIMATOR: Frank Thomas
- DVD: Available
- This butler seems to get along just fine with Madame Adelaide Bomfamille's family of cats... until he learns that when she passes on, the cats will receive her inheritance before he does. Naturally, this butler vows revenge by relocating the cats to the countryside. When they finally reach home, he again stops them and boxes them into a trunk bound for Timbuktu. Will Scat Cat and his gang of alley cats be able to halt the butler's selfish party for good?
- OCCUPATION(S): Butler
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Catnapping, grand theft, trespassing
- GOTTA SING-SING: A new version of "Rock-a-bye Baby"
- QUOTE: "I'll be gone! No! Oh, no, they'll be gone. I'll think of a way."
- FINAL VERDICT: One swift kick in the seat of his pants, courtesy of Frou-Frou the horse, is all it takes to send this ornery butler into the very trunk intended for Madame Bomfamille's cats and leave that trunk to be taken to Timbuktu.
PRINCE JOHN - FILM: "Robin Hood" (1973)
- VOICE ACTOR: Peter Ustinov
- ANIMATOR: Ollie Johnston
- DVD: Available
- While the king's away, the prince will play... and the people of Nottingham will have to pay. "P.J." wallows in gold-encrusted richness while his minions tax the poor right out of their homes. Their only hope is that meddling Robin Hood and his Merry Men of Sherwood Forest, who threaten to crash John's selfish little party for good.
- OCCUPATION(S): Would-be monarch
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: Sir Hiss, the Sheriff of Nottingham
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Treason, abuse of power
- QUOTE: "This crown gives me a feeling of power! POWER! Forgive me a cruel chuckle, heh-heh-heh, power..."
- FINAL VERDICT: The treasonous mama's boy and his pals are sentenced to hard labor in a penal rock quarry.
MADAME MEDUSA - FILM: "The Rescuers" (1977)
- VOICE ACTOR: Geraldine Page
- ANIMATOR: Milt Kahl
- DVD: Available
- She may not have that "snakey" haircut or that cool "turn you to stone" stare like her mythological namesake, but this Medusa can still strike fear, especially if you're an orphan. This skid row boutique owner is anxious to move uptown and she has laid eyes on the Devil's Eye to get the job done. Too bad she has an antipathy to mice.
- OCCUPATION(S): Pawnshop proprietor
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: Mr. Snoops, pet alligators Nero and Brutus
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Kidnapping, theft, endangering the welfare of a child, assault with a deadly weapon
- QUOTE: (to Penny) "You get down and find the big diamond or you will NEVER SEE THAT TEDDY AGAIN!!!"
- FINAL VERDICT: Last seen sinking into the Louisiana bayou with her alligators, having apparently turned against her, snapping at her heels.
DOC TERMINUS - FILM: "Pete's Dragon" (1977)
- ACTOR: Jim Dale
- DVD: Available
- The last thing that quack medicine man Doc Terminus expected to find in the little town of Passamaquoddy (besides a tongue twister) is a real live fire-breathing dragon. He practically salivates at the potential windfall the magical beast could bring him and his phony remedies. But first, he has to actually capture Pete's dragon...
- OCCUPATION(S): Medicine man
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: Hoagy, the Gogan clan
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Fraud, kidnapping, attempted murder
- GOTTA SING-SING: "Every Little Piece"
- QUOTE: (in response to Pete's saying that Elliot goes to whoever needs him) "I need him!"
- FINAL VERDICT: The not-so-good doctor is literally blown out of town, courtesy of Elliot.
PERCIVAL C. MCLEACH - FILM: "The Rescuers Down Under" (1990)
- VOICE ACTOR: George C. Scott
- SUPERVISING ANIMATOR: Duncan Marjoribanks
- DVD: Available
- Poacher by trade, McLeach specializes in rare exotic animals, and Marahute, the giant golden eagle, is certainly the rarest and most exotic creature he's ever hunted. He just didn't bargain on the pluck of a young outback boy and a couple of mice (!) determined to protect the winged wonder and her precious nest of eggs.
- OCCUPATION(S): Hunter
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: Joanna the goanna
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Poaching, kidnapping, attempted murder, cruelty to animals
- GOTTA SING-SING: A rather warped version of "Home On the Range"
- QUOTE: (while lowering Cody to the crocodiles) "Now, this is my idea of fun!"
- FINAL VERDICT: Crikey! When McLeach falls to his doom into a crocodile-infested river, he's croc chow, mate!
GOVERNOR RATCLIFFE - FILM: "Pocahontas" (1995)
- VOICE ACTOR: David Ogden Steirs
- SUPERVISING ANIMATOR: Duncan Marjoribanks
- DVD: Available
- Avarice is practically his middle name; all he wants is to find his own "gold of Cortez" just so he can prove himself in King James' court, and if slaughtering savages and pillaging their land is what has to be done, then he's willing to give it a go. Of course, he leaves all the heavy lifting to his underlings, all because of one crick in his spine.
- OCCUPATION(S): Governor
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: Wiggins, Percy (in an interdependent kind of way)
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Attempted genocide, inciting a riot, abuse of power, assault and battery
- GOTTA SING-SING: "Mine Mine Mine"
- QUOTE: "I'm very well aware that this is my last chance for glory. But mark my words, Wiggins: when King James sees the gold these peasants unearth, success will be mine at last."
- FINAL VERDICT: Having accidentally shot Captain John Smith, he is put in chains and shipped back to England in disgrace.
CLAYTON - FILM: "Tarzan" (1999)
- VOICE ACTOR: Brian Blessed
- SUPERVISING ANIMATOR: Randy Haycock
- DVD: Available
- A perfect example of the square-jawed "great white hunter", Clayton serves as the jungle guide to the Porter expedition in their quest for gorillas to study. But he has other plans for the apes, which are anything but scientific, and he's not about to allow some loin-clothed barbarian stand in his way.
- OCCUPATION(S): Safari guide, hunter
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: An army of unscrupulous sailors
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Attempted murder, kidnapping, piracy, cruelty to animals, assault and battery
- QUOTE: (to Tarzan) "Rounding up your little ape family will be all too easy!"
- FINAL VERDICT: Quite possibly one of the most gruesome in Disney history: in his final showdown with Tarzan, Clayton accidentally gets himself hanged in a tangle of vines.
LYLE TERBIUS ROURKE - FILM: "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" (2001)
- VOICE ACTOR: James Garner
- SUPERVISING ANIMATOR: Mike Surrey
- DVD: Available
- Like Clayton before him, Lyle Rourke, the leader of the Atlantis expedition and a former explorer and mercenary, doesn't really want to come to study of the city's existence. He just wants to steal the very artifact that can protect the city. He doesn't even care if the city really might be gone forever without this artifact, just as long as he gets the profit. And he won't let some young punk named Milo Thatch get in the way.
- OCCUPATION(S): Expedition commander, explorer, mercenary
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: Helga Sinclair
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Murder, kidnapping, assault and battery, grand theft
- QUOTE: "I love it when I win."
- FINAL VERDICT: In trying to fight off Milo, Lyle accidentally breaks part of the artifact and Milo uses a fragment to make Lyle one with the artifact and, ultimately, he dissolves.
BARBOSSA - FILM: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" (2003)
- ACTOR: Geoffrey Rush
- DVD: Available
- Their lust for treasure led Barbossa and his motley crew to a cove, wherein was located a chest full of cursed gold doubloons. And the only way to escape eternal walking death is to retrieve every single piece and put it back in the chest. This is a task they'll do anything -- kidnap, ravage, not give a hoot -- to complete.
- OCCUPATION(S): Former ship's first mate, now ship's captain
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: The crew of the Black Pearl
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Mutiny, piracy, kidnapping, breaking and entering, attempted murder, terrorism, theft, inciting a riot, assault and battery
- QUOTE: "You best start believing in ghost stores, Miss Turner... you're in one!"
- FINAL VERDICT: At last, the curse is finally lifted... but not before rival Captain Jack Sparrow blasts Barbossa in the chest with his pistol that still had that one shot.
ALAMEDA SLIM - FILM: "Home On the Range" (2004)
- VOICE ACTOR: Randy Quaid
- SUPERVISING ANIMATOR: Dale Baer
- DVD: Available
- He's the "real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo", a fancy-pants cattle rustler with his sites set on buying up the entire territory. Armed with a hypnotic knack for the art of yodeling, Slim unknowingly crosses the wrong critters: a determined trio of bovine bounty hunters out to save their farm from his dastardly designs.
- OCCUPATION(S): Ranch hand, land baron
- PARTNER(S) IN CRIME: The Willie Brothers (his nephews), Mr. Wesley, Rico
- CRIMES COMMITTED: Rustling, fraud, assault and battery
- GOTTA SING-SING: "Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo"
- QUOTE: "Five thousand cattle in the side pocket."
- FINAL VERDICT: Smacked down by the barnyard animals, Slim is arrested and hauled off by the sheriff.
Well, that's the third sin; look for more later.
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Last edited by Big Disney Fan; 10-23-2007 at 11:43 PM..
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